Sarcasm? Puh-leeze!

“Can We Have Best Friends of the Opposite Gender?” (ft Joel)

2012-02-13T21:04:00.001+08:00

Hello! You're in the right place if you want to read about Pris' blog post. This is not a mistake. This is part of the collaboration series I'm currently doing. A little swap of the blog. Y'know what? I'll just let her do the explaining.

Last month, Joel asked if anyone wants to do a collaboration with him, and since I've never done any, I emailed him. Discussed, asked for suggestions. And finally, we chose to blog on gender views under the topic "boys and girls can't be best friends without falling in love in the end" suggested by Joanna Choong. :3

When I was in primary school, teachers always have this awesome idea on how to keep the class quiet by arranging us to sit with the opposite gender. Teachers, this is really not a great idea, cause once talkative, forever talkative. And also, it's cause, spending time with the opposite gender could create a spark between them. ;) ;) I ain't joking LOL. This always happens to me -_-

But then, love like those aren't meant to last. It's justanother puppy love. My cousin once told me, that, some couples say they love each other but in the end breaks, it's because they're excited of the relationship. Excitement ends as time goes by cause we're used to it. I'm not sure what love is yet, cause I'm kinda in a hectic love situation. -_- But for me, love is something that never ends. :) How to know if it's love? I don't know also. You'll just have to find out yourself.

Boys and girls can't be best friends without falling inlove in the end.

I think they still can be best friends. It's been proven!

I've this buddy of mine, we talk, we laugh, we share foodtogether, we jogged together, we give each other boost. and now he's at National Service. DAMNIT. Anyways, we've been best friends, since 2 years ago. Something like that, we met when we were form 3 in the year 2009. When we first met, he seems like this obnoxious little brat. But in the end, his soft side got rubbed onto me. LAWL

When we're together, people mistakes us for couples. But we'll always end up laughing about people assumptions. I could never never seemyself dating him . I don't know why? But I would lie if I were to say I've never imagine things we would do if we were dating . LOL

But being his best friend has it's down side. For example,I'll always get in trouble with his girl friend who is now his Ex. And if you think, I got something to do with them breaking up, well think again! Okay la ,maybe it's kinda my fault that they broke up :c His ex was too jealous! but I wouldn't blame her. HAIZ. But that's in the past now, and now he has another girlfriend already! :D

In conclusion, I think only certain boys and girls canbecome best friend without falling in love! But if the opposite gender change from two to one some day, don't forget to put LUCKY I'M IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND song on your wedding day! haha

Leave a comment in the box below if you agree or disagree with my view!!

xx

You can also read my version in Pris' blog here.

Cheerios!

The Twin Dilemma (ft J_Fish)

2012-02-12T15:00:00.000+08:00

I have been stalking this person who read and commented on my blog recently.I'll admit it, I tend to do that a lot because I want to know more about myreaders. It also helps that a portion of you guys are pretty good looking sothe urge to stalk you is ever so strong.

Okay, back to this particular person I was stalking. She (yes, I stalk girlsall the time, get over it) had left a comment on 2 separate posts so I knewthat this person really read my blog instead of skimming through. Also, herprofile picture was quite eye-catching. Hence began my stalk campaign.
When I visited her blog, I was frankly quite confused. I had previously mether at an event and I remembered that she looked really different from thepictures in her blog. I mean, there were pictures of her with long hair, andpictures of her with short hair, taken on the same day. My mind was screaming'Wait...what?!!'

Pictured above: Witchcraft.

Undeterred by this, I quickly increased my stalk rate. I realized that shemay have a twin sister. That was the only reasonable conclusion I came up aftermuch stalking over a variety of websites. There was no way this girl could bethe same person. It seemed as though they were 2 different people, through theway they each dressed, and looked. 'WITCHCRAFT' was a close second.

Okay, let me be honest here. When I stalk a girl, I immediately start ratingher based on my dream girl list. In this case, I was pretty much confusedbecause the blog seemed to have 2 different people. After much discussion withmyself, I decided that these were twins, which meant 2 different people tostalk. AT ONCE!

Girl #1 was this sweet looking, innocent and pretty girl. She had longflowing hair, wasn't too short and she was quite pretty as well.

Girl #2 had a bit of a bad girl image. Rocking out in short hair, she hadthese really nice frames on and was pretty outgoing.

In all honesty, I couldn't decide who I wanted to stalk more. It seemed likeboth these girls had elements of my dream girl. It also brought to one questionin my mind: how do you date twins? The one question that will most definitelycrop up is 'Why did you pick me and not my sister?' That is a death question byall accounts. No answer you give can ever suffice or let you walk awayunscathed.

Going back to those 2 girls. I had no idea who I wanted to date more. It was a dilemma on all accounts. A twin dilemma. Here were 2 hot girls, both quite similar in appearance and each having their own personal attitudes. If I were to date one twin, I would be giving up all the qualities of the other twin. Decisions had to be made.

"Pick me!"

"NO! PICK ME!"

So finally, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, I decided that I would totally just date both girls. I'm just greedy that way. But before you condemn me as a player, think about it. Imean, why not? Girl #1 has half the qualities and Girl #2 has the other half.Two halves make one whole. If I date them both, I can have my dream girl! It's a literal dream come true. And you know they always say that two is better than one.

I agree wholeheartedly.

Cheerios!

Thanks to J_Fish aka Sher Lynn who was willing to put up with my nonsense.When I first saw her at 2 separate events over a weekend, I was really like, 'THIS ISWITCHCRAFT!' Her hair length changes by the day. But it turns out that sheactually has a twin! Ha, I kid. She's just awesome that way. Check out her blog here!

This post may seem nonsensical at first but it tells you two things aboutme. I'm a full time professional stalker and I like pretty girls. Also, itaddresses the issue of dating twins. Why have the Twin Dilemma when you canjust date both at the same time? Me gusta.

My Japan Trip: The Skinny

2012-02-10T10:00:00.000+08:00

Let me first give you a fair warning for the posts ahead. You will be reading all about Japan, Japan and more Japan. If you really dislike Japan, the Japanese or really hot Japanese women, please turn back now. Also, there will be a lot of pictures on Japan. View at your own discretion.

Yes, I was in Japan, hence my lack of updates for the last 8 days. To be honest, I didn't know what to expect in Japan. I have always expected it to be the land of Pokemon, anime and weird fetishes. In fact, my knowledge of the Japanese language is so limited, the only word I am really fluent at is 'nani' (what?) which is coincidentally the Japanese word I used the most while in Japan.

NANI!?

Along with my family, we conquered Japan. And despite the fact that we couldn't even hold a decent conversation in Japanese, my mom managed to buy a lot of stuff. I mean, she can't even ask for a bigger shoe size in Japanese and she bought like 10 shoes just by motioning with her hands. Her favorite phrase in Japanese is 'ikuradeska' (how much is this), which is followed by a flurry of Japanese and then, very, very awkward silence.

She has no idea how she managed to buy that hat.

For all you uninitiated, I did not go to Tokyo. I went to a smaller but still very much Japanese city of Osaka. Not many people go to Osaka at this time of the year because, to be honest, it's freezing there. I kid you not. If Osaka were any colder, I would be a snowman. Osaka is so cold, I felt the cold from inside the plane, even before touchdown. Yes, it's just that cold. I also went to Kyoto because why not?

"Because why not?"

Of course, this post serves as the skinny for much more detailed posts ahead. So I'll just go ahead and give you a brief outline of what happened in Japan.

I almost died on the way to my hotel. Imagine lugging almost 50kg worth of luggage in freezing temperatures and slicing cold winds.

My dad sums it up so beautifully.

I went to Universal Studios in Japan. It was crazy awesome. I drooled on the Hollywood Dream roller coaster because my mouth was frozen open in a scream.

I broke through a freaking wall.

I had a lot of Japanese food. In 8 days, I ate more Japanese food than I ever did in 8 years. True story.

I met an AV star.

If you know what I mean *snickers*

I injured my leg from walking too much. It was madness walking in the bitter cold. And we're not talking small time walking. I think I walked more in Japan than I ever did in KL.

I went to Kyoto, the land of cultural and historical significance. I was supposed to visit the temples there but I was sidetracked by Totoro.

I ate some more. I'm really not kidding about the amount of Japanese food I inhaled. It was basically a Japanese meal, every meal. That's 6 times a day mind you. 6 freaking meals a day because of the cold and all the walking.

Eating, I'm doing it Japanese style.

I checked out the Japanese girls. I liked what I saw.

Okay. I told you that this is a skinny post. For the fatter version (or what I seem to have become from all the food), be patient! I will be putting up one new post every day the whole of next week. Also, if you want to know about my complete Japan experience, stalk me on Twitter or this blog's Facebook page because there will be exclusive pictures (something like bloopers) of the Japan trip which you will not find on this blog.

Yatta! (Yay I finished this post!)

Cheerios!

Movie Review: Chronicle

2012-02-01T02:24:00.001+08:00

As it happens, this is going to be the shortest ever movie review I have ever done. I have a huge trip to Japan tomorrow and I don't want to mess it all up by typing this blog post late into the night. So I'm just going to jump into the movie review.

Chronicle is pretty much one of those sleeper films which hit you suddenly. It's a movie that you can easily miss because it's wedged in between 2 blockbusters, or because you don't know anything about this movie. But don't be too excited. Chronicle isn't much to shout about.

Following the footsteps of Cloverfield and Blair Witch Project, the self-shot style used throughout the movie can become quite nauseating to sit through. But while it may seem overused in a lot of films, Chronicle manages to use it to good effect. We look through the eyes of 3 boys who gain superpowers when they find a hole in the middle of the ground. And as all teens are bound to do, they use these powers for their own enjoyment, until they become too powerful to control.

This may be a cliched plot but it works well for Chronicle. It is quite lighthearted at the start but quickly turns dark and sinister at the last quarter of the movie. Character wise, all three leads play the roles of schoolboys pretty well, especially Andrew. His is a classic example of great power with no responsibility.

Again, do not get your hopes up too high on this film. It's worth watching but there will be some among you who will just hate the nausea from all the movement. I give this movie 3/5 for the great effects and use of the self-shot technique.

Cheerios!

My (Brief) Time As A Nuffie Intern

2012-02-01T01:47:00.000+08:00

By now, most of you may already know that I am interning at Nuffnang. If you're still clueless, you're probably new to this blog and/or just not interested in my life. But as with the path all good things take, my internship at Nuffnang will be ending today. Yes, after today, I will be a free man!

Free from the bonds of 'internship'.

It's not something to be happy about though. To be honest, despite me writing this post just 3 weeks into my internship, I have had a lot of fun in Nuffnang. Who wouldn't have fun? I get to work with the craziest bunch of people in the world. These are the people who would tweetjack you while having a conversation with you. These are the people who would make boring working hours into something to look forward to.

There's Anne, Miss Bi-Polar Syndrome.

Anne, seconds before killing you.

Most of the Nuffies are pretty bi-polar but Anne takes the cake. She can be very nice to you one second and just start hitting me with her Churpie for no reason before morphing back into the good Anne again. It's confusing.

There's Farah, Miss I'm-So-NOT-A-Morning-Person.

"It's 9:30am. Don't talk to me. Go away!"

She hates me with a vengeance in the mornings. She will ignore me, ask me to shut up and even openly attack me with whatever she's holding at the moment. (Except food, because c'mon, she loves her breakfast)

There's Thara, Miss Motherly.

Thara about to unload all her motherliness on you.

She claims to treat me like a little brother but sometimes, she goes one step overboard and just becomes all motherly. And by motherly, I mean she literally says things my mom says to me. 'Did you say thank you?' is a common phrase she likes to use on me.

There's Amayying, Miss Manly.

So manly she needs to hold up her manly head with her hands.

She's a man in a skirt (her words, not mine) and acts like one too. She has a special walk which reminds me of either drunk swagger, or manly bounds, or both. Also, Amayying is not her real name. I have been calling her Amayying since...forever and I forget her real name.

There's Sue, Miss Diva.

Nothing says 'Diva' like this picture.

I kid you not. Sue is as diva as divas go. She walks like a diva, eats like a diva and even goes to the toilet like a diva (Anne's words, not mine). Everyone says she's a bimbo and mean but I find Sue very nice. Or maybe she's just nice to me. I don't know, but whatever it is, it's great to know a real-life diva.

There's Fresh, Miss Grand Ninja Tweetjacker.

She can tweetjack you with her eyes closed and you wouldn't even realize it until people are laughing at your tweet. She's just that good.

There are so many other Nuffies I want to include here but I'm afraid that it will take up too much space on this blog. There are the Sales team, the Tech team, the Ad-Ops and the Admins and each of them have their own little quirks. If I were to spread out all the Nuffies and just tell you everything about them, they would ban me from the Orange Office, right after they kill me and hide my body in the fridge (which held the bodies of previous interns apparently because it stinks to the high heavens)

I have learned a lot through the course of my internship at Nuffnang. I have learned never to trust anyone with your computer because they will tweetjack you first and help you second. I have learned that Nuffies are indeed a crazier bunch than portrayed in events and screenings. I have learned that the internal system of Nuffnang requires much hard work from all Nuffies to keep it going strong. I have learned that interns aren't really the sad, soulless creatures they are portrayed to be.

All in all, I miss Nuffnang already. But now it's time to look forward to my Japan trip happening in...oh man! Just a little over 8 hours. I literally cannot wait. It is the only thing in my mind right now.

Yes, I know that my thousand word essay on how good Nuffnang is has suddenly been undone by my last sentence. I'm kinda bi-polar that way. Who can blame me? It's been rubbed off from spending too much time with Anne.

The same face she gives me when she's about to kill me.

Cheerios!

The Importance of Being Prudent: Behind the Scenes

2012-01-31T17:49:00.001+08:00

Most of you might be aware that I have been tweeting about a "shoot". Yes, the rumors are true. I have been quite busy during the Chinese New Year shooting a video for an upcoming contest. I apologize because I have not exactly been blogging regularly. It's tough juggling between CNY visitations, work and filming to sit down to actually write a blog post.

To make it up to all of you, here are some behind the scene pictures during the filming of "The Importance of Being Prudent".

Some practice shots before actual filming.

On location shooting the shopping spree scene.

Checking out the product.

Save money people! Save money!

Creating artificial rain.

Planning out the scene #likeaboss

Marcus and Seah reading their scripts. It's not difficult to understand really.

Totally drenched.

Sharing a light moment in between scenes.

If you're really interested to watch the complete video, head on down to this blog's Facebook page to do so. Remember to like and then share the video. For your easy reference, just click this link: http://www.facebook.com/leonhart90/posts/178115658960358. As I said, this is a contest and your likes and shares are very important.

And if you're not much of a video person and you prefer my blog posts, don't fret. I'll be posting up several new blog posts soon.

Cheerios!

8 Questions During CNY (and How To Answer Them)

2012-01-25T21:00:00.000+08:00

During Chinese New Year, it is an inevitable fact that you will have to meet people. There's no running away from it. (Besides, meeting people is how you get angpaos.)

And since it's Chinese New Year and you're visiting so many houses, it is an inevitable social obligation to actually have a conversation with them. Reasons given are: 'You only see them once a year.' or 'This is the long lost friend of my cousin's brother in law's nephew. Say hi.'

'It's your cousin's cat! Make conversation!'

And among all these conversations, you will surely be faced with a lot of questions. Below, I have compiled a short list of all the questions you will most definitely face, and how to politely respond to all of them. It will help you navigate through these arduous Chinese New Year visitations.

A valid question because these are the people who have not seen you since last Chinese New Year. You only meet them once a year so it's natural that they don't know how you are doing.
Answer: I'm fine, thank you.

It's only right for the host to offer you some of the snacks she has in her house. It'll be rude not to take it. Besides, CNY cookies are delicious.
Answer: Thank you very much. I'll help myself to some of your delicious cookies. *smile*

My look upon answering this question.

Sometimes, I understand that people want to know more about our lives, hence the questioning. But when they ask me a question so direct, so meaningless, I tend to give them a similar kind of answer.
Answer: Sitting down talking to you, munching on some CNY cookies.

My answer to this question is usually accompanied by this look of pure disbelief.

A casual icebreaker. On many occasions, this is the question people ask just to fill the silence. It is a question that is so unnecessary but is still asked. You can call it a #SoalanBangang if you like.
Answer: If I was going anywhere this year, would I be sitting here talking to you? *pause* Yeah, I thought so too.

A direct question which may or may not be intentional. So you have been putting on the pounds. But they shouldn't be pointing that out, especially after they asked you to eat their CNY cookies.

Answer: Of course! You'll be surprised to find out that your selection of CNY cookies are currently being processed into a new layer of my fats.

This question only applies to me and anyone who is too thin. I get this almost every year. In fact, it is the most said quote behind 'Gong Xi Fatt Cai!'
Answer: My mom starves me at home. She doesn't let me touch food. My brother on the other hand gets all my food. Can you help me? I need you to feed me. Can you feed me? FEEEEEEEEED ME!

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEE!

Ah the girlfriend question. There is no escape from this questions. It happens every year. The answer to this question is like the Holy Grail of answers. Everyone wants to know whether or not you're single.
Answer (if you're single): Unfortunately, I am a constant reader on 9gag. Hence, according to 9gag rules, I'm not supposed to have a soul. No soul, no girlfriend. Also, do you know the concept of Forever Alone?
Answer (if you're attached): Yes I do have a girlfriend. Here's a picture of us together:

My phone IS my girlfriend. Her name is Siri.

Most commonly asked by me when I am stuck on a visitation with nothing to do but the TV blaring out tacky Chinese New Year specials and terrible singing. Also, non stop catching up sessions by aunts and uncles around me in all sorts of dialects. Oh the torture.

What I usually resort to doing during visitations

Answer: Soon (it never is soon enough)

Hope it helps you survive your CNY visitations. If you are still in need of help, just take out some of your angpaos and take a deep whiff. It helps a lot. Have a happy CNY.

Cheerios!

Announcement: Happy Chinese New Year & Bonus New Header

2012-01-22T15:33:00.001+08:00

Firstly, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! Are you home with your family, eagerly awaiting the reunion dinner while reading my blog? If yes, you are awesome! And you deserve to feast like a king tonight.

I have been pretty caught up with stuff lately, hence the lack of posts. I have actually been planning a lot of blog posts to write, and a lot of collabs with other bloggers as well. It'll all happen, don't worry. I just don't really know when the posts will be up. But that's the fun of it right? Not knowing what's gonna hit you next. One second you see nothing and the next, BAM! Blog post in your face.

Oh, did you notice my new blog header for CNY? It's pretty darn obvious so you really can't miss it. Yes, I know it's me being afraid of a little dragon that's so cute I just wanna snuggle it. Like snuggle snuggle snuggle!

Snuggle snuggle!

The header is gonna be up for the whole Chinese New Year so if you like it a lot, you can actually just download this picture here.

I am also compiling all the blog headers and posting them up on this blog's Facebook page. If you like any of them, just go download whichever header you like best. You're welcome.

Also, I will not be updating for the whole CNY. I'm sorry if you sighed or just stifled a little sob. (You know you did because you love me! *grin*) I have houses to visit, food to eat and of course, lots and lots of angpaos to collect. It's basically holiday season for me. Hey, I need some time off too y'know.

Maybe my dragon can do it for me.

Okay. Have fun at your reunion dinner tonight! Don't forget to stuff yourselves full tonight and just have fun this CNY. Don't let little things like calories and 'I really shouldn't be eating this fatty piece of meat' stop you. Believe me, you'll have a great Chinese New Year if you just let loose and gorge.

And one more thing:

Cheerios!

The Origins of Fireworks On CNY (ft. Ras Koh)

2012-01-20T21:00:00.000+08:00

It's Chinese New Year and fireworks are blowing up all over the place. But fireworks are illegal in Malaysia. Why then do we still have so many blasting our ear drums throughout this festive season? Well, it's a mystery that has finally been debunked.

Working with Ras Koh, who created the ZouZou Alien, I have come up with this theory of how fireworks manage to elude the authorities. Check it out!

Cheerios!

P.S: It's the holiday season so check out Ras Koh and her cute (?) alien, ZouZou. Happy Chinese New Year people!

Food Review: Blackball Sri Petaling (ft. Forever Hungry)

2012-01-19T23:00:00.000+08:00

I have always wanted to do a food review with the Buggers and Forever Hungry. Those Buggers have really gotten me excited about food. I think my colleagues can be my witness of my eating prowess since I've been tearing up the pantry since my internship started.

Last week, I finally got my chance to do a collaboration with them as part of my 2012 Bloggers Collab series. Since these Buggers are masters of the food review, I decided to just tag along with them as they went to review the Blackball Taiwanese Dessert House in Sri Petaling.

When I met them, I was quite surprised to only see 4 of the members there. ECF, they said, had to do some last minute CNY shopping and could not attend. Well, I guess I fit right into the group. But I was kinda intimidated by the coolest guy in the group, Joel. He was obviously a finder (and eater) of good foods. Also present was the much spoken of Marcus 'Black Hole' Toh, Seng Jun, the main photographer and Seah, the...eater. These guys are legendary indeed.

Picture taken from their review on Frontera Bar

Blackball isn't so much of a classy place. I mean, it doesn't put a lot of effort into decorating the place. But it's an environment where you know you can just sit back with your laptop and just write blog posts.

Nothing special about the place, and parking is horrendously difficult to find.

So after we chilled for a while, the drinks came.

It was pretty surprising to see them giving us a lot of extra cups just so we can taste everything. I mean, I was literally sharing the saliva of all the Buggers. It's quite...intimidating to be honest. But drink up we did. (why am I talking like freaking Yoda?)

The desserts came right after.

Again, we had waaaaaaay more than the bloggers could eat. One thing about Blackball is that they pride themselves on their grass jelly. Authentic, stringy and very much like tofu, I almost puked when I slurped up a huge slice of grass jelly. Apparently, it was delicious because the Buggers were just slurping away.

My 'almost puke' face.

As more and more desserts came, I became quite full. They say desserts are meant for after-meals. But in Blackball, the desserts can just fill you up despite just being shaved ice and freaking grass jelly. By the fifth dessert, I was already full. By the 8th dessert (yes, I'm not kidding) I almost wanted to just walk away.

Almost wanted to just flip tables.

Next to me, the Buggers were just going on and on and on.

And freaking multitasking. These guys are really crazy!

After the second round of desserts (I kid you not) came, everyone was just chilling. So I took a chance to grab some photos with the Buggers. I mean, it's quite rare to be able to meet them other than in their blog.

L-R: Marcus, Seah, Joel.

I got a picture with Marcus and Seah! WHOO!

With Jun and Joel. These dudes seriously rock!

With my favorite foodie of all time, Joel. He's awesome and super friendly.

So ends a collab post with the Buggers. Remember to check out their Forever Hungry blog for more tasty updates! I know I'll be checking them out every day.Wait...I meant their blog. Just to be clear.

The customary group pic with the Buggers. So glad to be part of their little group. For today.

Also remember to check out Blackball for more promotions.

Stalk their Facebook page or just check out their website for more information on grass jelly and Taiwanese desserts.

Cheerios!

Movie Review: The Viral Factor

2012-01-16T09:30:00.000+08:00

Today was supposed to be an awesome day. I was supposed to get on stage with Jay Chou, maybe do a duet or two and get to take my new profile picture. Not only did it not happen, I didn't even get to see a flicker of Jay Chou. All thanks to GSC, who promised me my one and only chance of ever getting to see Jay Chou in person and dashed it ever so spectacularly.

Enough about that. Let bygones be bygones.

So The Viral Factor. Is it any good? Some people have been complaining that Jay Chou isn't much of an actor and that this movie will definitely in the box office. I disagree. This movie will bomb, but it will be your mind that will take the damage. Yes, I'm saying that this is one movie that will blow your mind.

The Viral Factor is a very explosive movie. From the beginning till the end, there is no stop to the action. From cars to buildings and people, director Dante Lam really uses all the bombs he has at his disposal. And does he like to use bombs. In the opening sequence, Dante Lam blows up half of Jordan before his name and the movie title appear. Half of Jordan was destroyed before we even knew what was happening!

But for Malaysians, this movie will have an added interest point. Almost 90% of the movie takes place in Kuala Lumpur. It's not weird to see Pavilion suddenly popping up in the middle of a scene. As a born and bred KL-ite, I really had fun identifying everything Malaysian. From the places of interest to the everyday things which happen in KL, it was fun just pointing out how wrong the movie is sometimes. (the KTM is always packed, and never leaves early)

But again, it's a Dante Lam movie. You don't go into a Dante Lam movie and just expect a movie full of emotion. The only emotion Dante Lam provides is raw, pumping adrenaline. Like I said, every scene has something blowing up, or someone shooting someone else. In one scene, both Jay Chou and Nicolas Tse's characters were having a nice brotherly chat when the police interrupts them. With guns flaring and blaring. It's a messy but exciting movie.

Character wise, it's nothing much. Jay Chou is still as stony faced as ever while Nicolas Tse seems to channel his divorce into his crying scenes. And...that's about it. The bad guys all speak English, so that you know they are the bad guys. There are a lot of other characters throughout the movie, but everyone dies before you even get to know them well enough. Yes, it's a movie with a lot of death, some unnecessary. Deal with it.

Overall, this is one movie you do not want to miss if you are a fan of things blowing up. There is a plot about a virus (hence the title) but frankly, it gets lost in the explosions. Everything gets lost in the explosions. It's a gritty movie about things blowing up. Nuff said.

I rate this 3/5 for wonderful explosions, a lot of KL shots and of course, Jay Chou. Be sure to catch it in cinemas if you are a Jay Chou fan (like me)

Cheerios!

Movie Review: Contraband

2012-01-12T01:21:00.001+08:00

The very first movie review of the year. Yay. Forgive my lack of excitement. Today wasn't the best of days for me in terms of everything. Stuck in an epic 2 and a half hour jam, late for work and worked extra hours to help out at the Nuffnang Premiere Screening of Contraband.

But unlike the rest of my day, the movie didn't disappoint. Much. Before I went into the cinema, I had expected everything from harsh disappointment to epic excitement. It helped that I didn't know anything about the movie beforehand so I was ready to accept anything the movie could hit me with. Starring Mark Wahlberg and the ever hot Kate Beckinsale, this is one movie that promises a lot of action.

Promises and tries to deliver. As the title clearly tells you, Contraband is a movie about smuggling. While it doesn't reach the levels of other heist films like Ocean's Eleven and Fast Five, it stands out on its own.The plot moves along very fast and people who enjoy movies at a slow pace will definitely get lost in all the action. But for me, the movie was like a roller coaster. Some scenes were so exciting and suddenly it all slows down. At one point, there was so much conversation going on that I almost fell asleep until a sudden bang of action woke me up again.

Character wise, Mark Wahlberg is perfect for the role of a former smuggler who turned his back on a life of smuggling for his family. And family plays a very important part in the movie, as you can see Mark Wahlberg just straight up knocking people around like ragdolls whenever his family is threatened. I was hoping the bad guys keep threatening his family so I can see Mark Wahlberg beating people into pulp. But remember what I said about roller coasters? Mark Wahlberg is similar. He's like this bipolar guy who can just violently beat up a guy and then help him up with a smile. Mark Wahlberg is so bipolar in this movie, women around the world are jealous.

Kate Beckinsale is very underused in the movie, even if she was given starring status. Also, her character was really creatively named Kate as well. The writers must have taken a break when thinking about her name.Who really took the cake was Ben Foster, who played the *SPOILER!* close friend turned villain. I didn't know whether to pity him or just beat him up for his treachery. He played the evil douchebag with aplomb. Also, spot J.Jonah Jameson from Spider Man 1, 2 and 3 stealing the scene as the Captain.

Overall, this is an enjoyable but very predictable popcorn fare. For me, it was a typical movie with just enough to keep me awake but not enough for me to be totally engrossed in the movie. I give this movie a 3/5 for some exciting sequences and keeping me guessing. Sadly, Kate Beckinsale didn't get as much screentime as I would have liked. This movie would have been so much better with more of Kate's big............talents.

Cheerios!

Announcement: NEW (Temporary) Blog Header and Blog Collabs

2012-01-11T00:19:00.000+08:00

So I got myself a NEW (temporary) blog header while I brainstorm for ideas for another awesome header. I've been wanting to change my header ever since someone pointed out that it was too badly Photoshopped; 'Your legs look like a mirage, blurry and I don't know if it is even real.'

So I made this header to silence the critics and at the same time get myself some time to think about what header I would like to do in the future.

Haha critics. You will have nothing to say against this blog header because it is awesome! I AM AWESOME!

Another announcement comes in the form of my previous blog post. Like I said, feel free to email me if you have any ideas for a collab. I'm up for anything...well maybe not a post about babies because I have no experience whatsoever. (YES I AM LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET, MERRYN!) I would love to collaborate with anyone as long as you have a great idea.

In other news, I will not be blogging as much these few days as I have a flurry of things to do before Chinese New Year. I need to buy clothes, more clothes and even more clothes. Oh, and stock up on food. Gonna hit the houses and EAT ALL THE CNY COOKIES! And TAKE ALL THE ANGPOWS! I love CNY

Plus, I've been quite caught up with Forever Hungry's blog posts as well. Did you know that we got featured in FOOD's FB page?

That is an awesome achievement for a blog that's barely 2 months old. Remember to check it out whenever you feel hungry. I know it (kinda) helps because I always check out my own food blog when I am free. What can I say? I'm forever hungry.

And...that's it for this announcement. Stay tuned for a huge surprise by the end of the week. Seems like a collab's may be flying your way soon.

Cheerios!

Blog Collabs: Why Bloggers Should Do It

2012-01-10T00:15:00.006+08:00

There has been an idea going on and on in my head since last year, which was only like less than 2 weeks ago. This idea has been plaguing me every single waking (and occasionally sleeping) moment and it has made me desperate to just bring the idea to fruition. This is the single most epic idea I have ever come up with (and you will soon find out that my use of the word 'epic' is not really all that great)

Y'see, my time as an intern at Nuffnang has allowed me to meet a cast of bloggers from all over Malaysia. One day, it just hit me that I could actually work with these bloggers for the mutual benefit of both our blogs. So I decided to make this idea come true by actually talking to some of the bloggers I really like and request for collaborations with them.

What is a collaboration you ask? Well, look at it this way. Imagine Jay Chou suddenly decided to work together with Wang LeeHom to record a single.

Before your brain can begin to comprehend how amazing that would be, it would already have blown into a thousand pieces from the sheer awesomeness oozing out. I can honestly and truthfully tell you that this will be one of the most highly sought after singles EVER.

Now, besides the mindblowing awesomeness of it all, both Jay Chou and Wang Lee Hom fans can finally enjoy each others company. They will have a mutual topic to discuss, instead of just arguing about who's better. If you're like me, enjoying both Jay and LeeHom's music, that collab single will be the most played music in my life.

Not to mention winning all the prizes in the world.

Okay, I'm digressing. What I'm saying is that by doing collabs with different bloggers, on a variety of topics, readers like you will be able to enjoy twice the awesomeness. Simple question: How many of you here like to read Bro, Don't Like That Lah Bro? I assume you like reading my blog because you're already reading this s-e-n-t-e-n-c-e. What if Ernest (creator of BDLTLB) and I were to collaborate on a post? Wouldn't you be excited to see my sarcasm and his laugh out loud comics?

Check out the last panel for a surprise! See what I did there?

Similarly, if I were to...say, get Tey Cindy to suddenly appear in one blog post, you would most probably freak out. As for me, let's just say I will have many sleepless nights after that.

It's a lot of words but I believe that bloggers aren't islands. We're not supposed to be alone in the blogosphere. While events may help bridge the gap, blog collabs is probably the best way to get to actually know that blogger, how he or she thinks when they blog, etc...

Like in Ken Wooi's latest post, you'll never know the blogger just by reading their blogs. You'll need to sit down to see how they actually get down to blogging.

And that's what I plan to do. =)

Here's to me finding blog collaborations to do this year. BTW, I already did one with Pauline from http://iknowyoudontgiveadamnaboutmylife.blogspot.com. Check it out if you haven't already!

Cheerios!

P.S: I'm really looking for bloggers who are interested to do collabs. If you're interested, please email me jwleonhart@hotmail.com and we'll discuss details from there. Happy collaborating!

Hennessy V.S.O.P NyX Launch Party @ Vertigo Club Gardens

2012-01-08T21:00:00.001+08:00

So I went for the Hennessy V.S.O.P NyX launch last Thursday. Other than being incredibly annoying the following day (I'm sorry, my dear colleagues who almost killed me just to shut me up), it was one great party with friends. Like what Benjamin Foo from BenjaminFoo.com said, 'Any party is awesome with great friends.'

Again, less words more pictures. C'mon, you should know the drill for event posts by now.

VERTIGO BABY!

ECF with #likealousai guy.

Yeah, that's what we do on the dancefloor.

Above group pics credits to Creative Visual Studio.

Credits to Jayren.

Credits to Sherry.

The awesome people.

'Put your hands up!'

'Yargh.'

'LEMME SEE YOUR HANDS UP!'

'YARGH YARGH!'

Got an exclusive Hennessy NyX 50ml bottle.

Well, what can I say? Great time with friends, rocking it out on the dancefloor and just generally being awesome.Yeah, it was good.

Cheerios!

My Encounter With Siri

2012-01-04T09:30:00.000+08:00

So, I got an iPhone 4S. Yes, that is the lamest line I've ever started my blog post with, but it's also a line which immediately grabs your attention. I've been pretty low key about my iPhone 4S, aside from flashing it around in the office, around friends and generally anywhere people congregate.

I figured that my blog is also a place where people congregate so I just HAVE to tell you about it. Sue me.

You jelly? =D

The iPhone 4S brings nothing new from the iPhone 4, aside from something called Siri. While Apple lauds Siri as a revolutionary digital assistant, sometimes, she just gets on your nerve for being so...stupid. However, Siri is not as stupid as people portray her to be. Don't believe me? Below, I have documented my encounter with Siri in precise and vivid detail. Judge for yourself.

Cheerios!

Hennessy V.S.O.P NyX

2012-01-01T21:00:00.000+08:00

Have you ever heard about the Hennessy V.S.O.P NyX? Of course you haven't, and that's why I'm telling you about it now. Before we go any further, let me just warn you that the information below may very well blow your mind apart. Just make sure you are prepared for the awesomeness.

The Hennessy V.S.O.P NyX Collector's bottle is amazing. But please don't just hear it from me, check out this picture of the bottle below.

For a second, let's just sit back and admire the beautiful craftsmanship gone into making this bottle. It's almost as though Tron sat down with the people at Hennessy and brainstormed this design out.

This is a what NASA comes out with when they decide that spaceships are too boring. Also, notice that it is platinum, also known as 'the material all men desire to have in their card collection'.

One more thing. The bottle freaking glows in the dark. Do you know how awesome that is? Imagine this scenario. You sit down with friends, placing the Hennessy NyX bottle in the middle of the room. You turn off the lights and there it is, sitting there in all its ultraviolet glory. Do you think your conventional bottle can do that? I didn't think so.

Oooooooooo...

Plus, if you don't think you're exclusive enough, each individual bottle is numbered with a QR code. It is such a limited edition bottle that it is limited. What this really means is that you have a unique bottle all to yourself, one that no one else will have. You can loudly and proudly say that 'THIS IS MY BOTTLE AND YOU CAN'T DO NUTS ABOUT IT!'

And the most important thing is, you now get a chance to get exclusive passes to attend the Hennessy V.S.O.P Privileged Collection Launch on the 5th of January 2012.

You know how they say 2 wrongs make a right? Well, what does 2 awesomes make? Well, the answer is Hennessy V.S.O.P Privileged Collection Launch! This is a BY-INVITATION ONLY event so you know it's really exclusive.

Oh silly me, rambling on and on. All you need to do to secure your passes for this money-can't-buy event is to head on down to Hennessy Malaysia's Facebook page and play a little game called ‘Illuminate the Night’. You know you can do it because you'll get to win passes and most probably a bottle of Hennessy V.S.O.P NyX for you to enjoy!

Before you all flood over to Hennessy's Facebook page, also note that there will be a Hennessy V.S.O.P NyX Concept Space ‘Roadshow' from the 2nd – 10th January 2012. It's at the East Atrium Entrance of Mid Valley Megamall (in front of Coffee Bean / MPH). You can experience for yourself the futuristic and Tron-designed Hennessy V.S.O.P NyX all for yourself.

One more thing: Video. Check it.

See ya there!

Cheerios!

A Recap: My Top 10 Everything of 2011

2011-12-31T21:00:00.002+08:00

Today is the last day of 2011. This will also be the last post of 2011. As I am bound to do in my blog, I want to recap on this year as a whole. But since I'm quite keen on doing lists (it's been proven that people will more likely click on a blog title with a number in front of it.), I have decided to list out the top 10 everything of this year. It's probably going to be a long post, but then again, it's been a long year.

Throughout my 3 years of blogging here on Sarcasm Puh-Leeze, this is one of the most successful years I have ever had. Whether it was the number of posts I wrote (220 posts) or the fact that I had over 181,000 people viewing my blog, it has been a great year for this blog.

Say Cheese!

And the fact that I started a food blog, Forever Hungry with 4 of my closest friends is just...mindblowing.

We're forever hungry.

I love meeting people, because everyone is unique in their own special way. I like to find out more about a person, to get to know him or her better. In 2010, I had a small group of friends which I could count with my fingers. In 2011, I met so many new people that fingers have become obsolete.

Whether they be bloggers, colleagues, business people, new friends, classmates, futsal kakis etc...it's been a year of just meeting new people and making new friends.

To be honest, interning at Nuffnang has got to be the best decision I made this year. In Nuffnang, I managed to attend exclusive events, meet all kinds of people from all walks of life, be part of the Asia Pacific blogosphere's biggest event, and just generally have an unforgettable working experience.

Sure the workload is heavy but you should see how hard Nuffies really play. Work hard, play harder.

Me gusta being the intern.

This.

Nuff said.

MAJOR EDIT: Got a video of the whole thing too. Check it!

Gadgets have never been much of a turn-on for me. I never really keep up with the latest tech stuff, hence the nickname 'Dinosaur' (okay, I gave myself that nickname 2 seconds ago but it's true). This year, I got 2 new gadgets which have, really...helped me with my blogging. First is my darling Nikon D5100, helping me snap pictures of awesome events with bloggers and just making all my blog pictures much more interesting. Second is the iPhone 4S which I got for Christmas. I never had an iPhone before this so this is a welcome change.

Do you know how difficult it was to snap this pic? I literally had to find another camera to use.

No, this doesn't change the fact that I am still a dinosaur.

Let these pictures do the talking.

Arthur's Day 2011

Jayesslee Live in KL

Malaysia-Singapore Olympic Qualifier 2011

LOUD Festival 2011

MTV World Stage 2011

Maxis iPhone 4S Grand Launch (credits to Merryn)

DiGi D-House iPhone 4S preview unveiling

H-Artistry 2011

7aste Moscow @ Laundry Bar

Johnnie Walker Black Circuit

Astro IPTV Bloggers Gathering

NAPBAS Afterparty @ Zouk

My family remains as close knitted as ever. It's kinda weird when we go out now because everyone just thinks we're brothers and sister. My mom will be so happy to read this, my dad will be like 'Meh, could be better.' My family is just as awesome as ever and they get a spot here in the top 10 list because seriously, nothing beats family.

Pictured: My lovely family.

I never thought I'd be putting this in but I've really enjoyed my studies this year. Sure the assignments stress me to death and the finals just wipe me out completely. But the excellent company, the great lectures and tutorials and the people, yes the people, make it all so worthwhile.

Great people!

Plus, y'know...my results aren't that bad either. Ahemahem.

The number of celebrities I met this year is staggering. Just look.

I also became a really minor celebrity myself during NAPBAS . Observe this video.

Winning!

In 2011, I started a lot of new things for my blog and in my own life too. Whether it is the series, or just taking up a manila cardboard and going around asking everyone for a picture, I have become a changed person. Goodbye shy me and hello AWESOME ME!

And yes, I may just have evolved into a success kid.

I set only one resolution for myself last year: I wanted to blog better in the year 2011. Judging by all my 220 posts this year, I think I have achieved it. But, I've a long way to go before I really hit my target. My resolution for next year is the same: to be a better blogger. Oh, and get myself attached again.

Happy 2012 people. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

Cheerios!

ABCs of Getting A Girl's Number (PART 1) ft. Pauline Low

2011-12-30T21:00:00.000+08:00

As a guy, one must possess a few skills in order to get by in life. Of all these skills, none is more important to a guy that the skill of getting a girl's phone number. Yes, getting a girl's phone number is essentially the most important skill a guy must possess. It is the first step in any relationship making it the first thing to do on your guy's list.

Hence, because this first step is so vital, I am providing a list of ways in which to get a girl's phone number. I'm not guaranteeing that it will work, because some people just fail at getting numbers (ie. me...in the past. I'm a pro now.) And because it's quite a daunting task, I'm also using ABCs to help you understand the tips better. There's nothing easier than ABCs right?

Approach Her

Duh, how else are you going to get her number? Mindbeam her your request? C'mon, this ain't Star Trek. Send her an SMS? This is precisely why you have to approach her, so that you can SMS her. You gotta man up, toughen up your act and stride up to her. However, approaching her is also one of the toughest things to do on this list. So many people have fallen on this stage. So...it's all up to you. Be a man!

Be Confident

When you stride up to her, you have to show off your manly confidence. How else will she be surprised and promptly smitten by you? It is often whispered in many circles that women love a confident man. By showing her how confident you are, you're essentially telling her, 'Hey babe, I want your number and you're going to give it to me.'

BUT WAIT! This is not the end of the story! Part 2 will hit you right in the face soon. In the meantime, check out Pauline's other comics at her blog with the very long URL. She'll make you crack up and totally forget to study or work. True story.

Cheerios!

Facebook Gravestone Inscriptions

2011-12-30T00:00:00.000+08:00

Nearing the end of 2011, many people decided that they would rather die than to enter 'end of the world' 2012. So when I opened up my Facebook just yesterday, tons and tons of gravestones were littered all over the newsfeed. All my friends had apparently decided find out how and when they would die.

Not to be outdone, I decided to jump on the bandwagon and predict my own death. Because while everyone is getting mowed down by wheelchairs and getting squashed by their humongous sleeping partners, I have created some of the most awesome ways to die.

Here are 10 of my predicted deaths.

Well, if gravestones rock (pardon the pun) your cradle, by all means. Keep flooding my newsfeed with your crappy deaths. Just remember that you will never get to be eaten by a dinosaur. Happy 2012 people!

Cheerios!

Carlsberg, I Know Where's The Party

2011-12-29T18:00:00.000+08:00

Disclaimer: THIS IS A SPONSORED POST. MY FIRST!

In an amazing twist of fate, I was selected as one of the Nuffnang bloggers to attend this hip and happening party. For the uninitiated, Where's The Party is an event where Carlsberg brings people to an unknown location to party.

Even their logo is mysterious.

I say unknown location because they keep this a secret so tightly that, CIA agents blush. There is no way to find out where the party is held until you finally step out of the bus.

This is the only thing we are given. Big help.

And guess where the party was this year? Okay, just to hype up the suspense a little, last year's Where's The Party was at Sepang Gold Coast. There was the beach, there was the booze and there were the babes. It was a great party, small scaled but grand and probably unforgettable. This year's party...well, you never would have guessed where it was held.

The question of the week.

Carlsberg decided that since last year was such a rousing success, they would make it bigger. More people, more booze, more babes. And they did just that. There were significantly more people at this year's Carlsberg Where's The Party. There was an almost limitless flow of Carlsberg. And the girls...man! As soon as you walked in, lined up in two lines were all the Carlsberg babes cheering you on.

Yay! Welcome to hours of partying!

Oh, I still haven't told you where the party is. Sorry, but you have to suffer what I suffered.

The details given were so scarce that not even the people who invited me to this event didn't know nuts. Of course, being the secretive event that Where's The Party is supposed to be, Carlsberg just kept everything under tight wraps. No details about who would be performing, no details about where we were going and absolutely no details about what we would be doing.

Even Siri doesn't know. THIS PLACE IS SO SECRET!

Fine. I'll tell you where the party was. Prepared to be as shocked as I was when I found out.

The party was held in the land of Carlsberg. Yes, Carlsberg decided to follow up to their awesome party last year by bringing partygoers to its brewing factory in Shah Alam. To give you an idea of how awesome that is, imagine you went to an all you can eat buffet today, and got a McDonald's the next.

I don't know how to show you Carlsberg's factory so here's a stage.

And of course, to put the icing on the cake, Carlsberg also decided to use an amusement park styled setting, complete with a ferris wheel

a freaking pirate ship which was operated manually

a bouncing ball race thing

and of course, amusement park games like duck fishing and even a game called Our Holes, Your Balls.
Honestly, everything made you look silly.

Okay. So there were other things in the party. Like magicians with really cool belts.

And flying blimps.

And a freaking parachute thing!

Also, there were quite impressive performances in the first half. Here's Shawn the beatboxer and his partner in crime Dennis Lau the violinist.

The weirdest combinations usually turn out to be the best.

And yes, a really hot DJ.

I don't mind if you spin my decks.

Also, a huge shoutout to the people who were with me.

Thanks people!

Thanks to Shinyee, Ernest and two new friends I made Jimmy and Jenq, the party was a blast! It was great fun but it was honestly very tiring. I'm not exaggerating. Look at this before and after picture of us.

Before.

After.

And I must also thank Carlsberg for giving me a free flow of Carlsberg. Because in this party, everything 'Calls for a Carlsberg'.

That's their tagline by the way. See what I did there?

Cheerios!

P.S: Some of the pictures are taken from the people below. Check out their blogs for more pictures and coverage of the event.

1. http://dimplemaggot.blogspot.com
2. http://wileetee.blogspot.com/
3. beerbeer.org

Are You The Girl of My Dreams?

2011-12-28T00:00:00.001+08:00

In all my years of blogging, I have never mentioned a specific kind of girl I would date. No. If you read my blog carefully, you will realize that I am possibly the most desperate guy in the entire world. Nothing proves it more that this post I wrote to all the women of the world.

But of course, I realized quickly that writing a letter to the women of the world will not work. It's too wide, too open and potentially dangerous. So I decided to write this post to tell the world what I really want in a girl. Yes, this is a post in which I outline the girl of my dreams.

If you find that you have almost all of the qualities listed below, please feel free to drop me a message, email or a comment below. I would be glad to know you better.

I love a girl who has long flowing hair. Personally, I feel that long hair portrays the feminine side of a girl. It's not that I don't like girls who have short hair, but it's kinda difficult to playfully tussle and run my fingers through your hair. Also, if I want to play with short hair, I can run my fingers through my own. Just saying....

Now this is going to be kinda controversial. The girl of my dreams is at the perfect height, meaning; not too tall, not too short. If you're too tall, my manliness will be in serious jeopardy. Not to mention it would make going out shopping so very awkward. If you're too short...well, let's just say I'm going to have a very bad back from leaning downwards all the time.

The girl of my dreams is not all about fashion, makeup and more makeup. A natural beauty doesn't rely on makeup to look pretty. Makeup is just a tool for her to look even prettier. Seriously, I want my girlfriend to look pretty but to put on an inch of makeup to achieve that is just...overkill. The girl of my dreams must be able to go out with or without makeup and still feel confident.

My girl has to be outgoing. Of course, not in the 'I go clubbing every night' sort of way. No. As you may know, I've been attending a lot of events these past few months. I don't want a girlfriend who stops me from doing what I like. I want a girl who is willing to attend these events with me and make my friends, her friends. So many times I've come across girls who are so shy around their boyfriend's friends. My girlfriend has got to be freaking outgoing.

What guy doesn't want a sexy girl? Find me a guy who doesn't like sexy women and I'll point you to the nearest gay couple. As a straight man, I want a sexy girlfriend. But let me first explain the definition of sexy. Sexy does not mean dressing up in low cut, see through, tight fitting or super short clothing. No. The girl of my dreams can be sexy by just sitting down and reading a book. I don't know why but I find that incredibly sexy. Which leads me to...

It's probably an age thing but recently, I feel super attracted to girls who wear spectacles. It's not a passing fad either. If 2 ladies are walking in a mall, one with specs and the other without, I would notice the one with specs first before checking out the second girl. I think that because I am somewhat of a...ahemahemnerdahemahem, I am also easily attracted to those girls who are of the same qualities as I am.

I tell the lamest jokes. Like seriously. The only reason people laugh at my jokes are because they are so incredibly lame. My jokes are told at funerals to make people wail louder. So I want a girl who will laugh at my jokes, no matter how lame I may be. The girl who laughs at my lameness has 2 key qualities I want in a girlfriend. 1. She's kind, because seriously, no one laughs at my jokes. 2. She laughs at my jokes, which is an occurrence so rare, Bigfoot gets more coverage.

I am a passionate guy and I would like someone who would share that passion with me. Yes, I am looking for a girl who will love me for who I am. I know I'm not perfect. I'm very close but I'm not perfect. But I would like someone to appreciate me for being me. I want to be silly and do stupid things and still be able to seek solace in the arms of my girlfriend.

Additional Stuffs

Looks like this...

Notice the computer, the beautiful smile and the obvious nerdish quality. This is my dream girl.

Or this...

Wouldn't hurt.

Sigh. Where oh where can my Helen of Troy be? By the way, if you think you have all these qualities, or at least 70%, please come find me. Call me, Whatsapp me, whatever. just..contact...me.

Cheerios!

Boxing Day Special: Revenge of the Meme

2011-12-26T00:30:00.002+08:00

On the day after Christmas, I usually turn into this mean little creature of hate. It's quite normal and happens almost every year. I suspect it's because I used up my store of love and kindness on Christmas Day, but it's most likely because, deep down inside, I'm actually a bitter and mean little creature.

And I'm usually at my meanest when I encounter idiots. And today, when I have become a sarcastic little Grinch, this one idiot finally pushed me to my limits. A little backstory. For the past few weeks, someone (aka this idiot) has been throwing their rubbish at the lift lobby of my condo. It's not once or twice, mind you. It's almost as if this person doesn't know the existence of rubbish bins.

So I finally snapped and said enough is enough. With inspiration coming from my boss' meme proposal video which went viral this week, I decided that this idiot who doesn't know of rubbish bins and normal social conventions must be taught a lesson, 9gag-style.

I present to you 'The Revenge of the Memes'. To the idiot throwing rubbish everywhere, I hope you read this and may all of 9gag's wrath be upon your soul.

I know why they call it Boxing Day now. I really want to box this idiot now. As of now, we haven't found out who this guy (or girl) is. If we do...let's just say this idiot won't be having a happy new year. So here's to hoping that the meme treatment will cure his or her social disorder.

Cheerios!

7 Pictures About Christmas (Which Totally Missed The Point)

2011-12-25T00:00:00.000+08:00

Every Christmas, I tend to do something different. This Christmas is no different. While I don't expect any presents this year (I already have one of the best new toys available in the market today), I do love Christmas with all my heart and soul. I celebrate Christmas with a passion which far exceeds anyone else.

That being said, here are pictures which defy that logic. These are the people who tried their best to bring the Christmas cheer, and fell flat on their faces.

#7 Santa Fail

Santa Claus is always portrayed as this perfect, kindly old man who gives you presents. In this picture, not only is Santa looking like the world's creepiest pedophile, he manages to scare the baby into making an epic face. This is wrong in two aspects. One, Santa Claus should not freak anyone out, especially not babies. Two, Santa Claus should not look like a freaking pedophile.

Oh crap. If this guy was my local mall Santa, I would have beaten him up, regardless of how many shattered illusions I'll cause. Better bring kids back to reality than have this white bearded Santa wannabe touch kids in the no-touch zone. I mean, just look at him. Creepy as heck.
Speaking of creepy Santas....

#6 Creepy Santa

Remember what I said about the above Santa? Scratch all that. THIS is officially the creepiest Santa ever. Look at that, multicolored eyes, devilish smile. It's like Freddy Kruger killed Santa and tried to wear him as a suit. The best thing about this picture is that the kid on the right is so happy. He's so oblivious to the danger lurking behind him. The kid on the left is most definitely dead. His expression screams dead.

#5 Devil Rein-Kitteh

Devil Rein Kitteh: "You will obey my will."
Screaming woman: YAAAAAAARGH!!!
Devil Rein Kitteh: Make me a sandwich, and make sure it's tuna flavored.
Screaming woman: YEARGHHHHHHH!!
Devil Rein Kitteh: And get these annoying horns off my head. I AM THE DEVIL KITTEH! MY EYES FREAKING GLOW IN THE FREAKING DARK!
Screaming woman: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

#4 Shipwrecked Santa

It's difficult to explain this picture. Santa seems to be stuck in the middle of the ocean with nothing but a paddle and a floating plank. But I'll take a wild guess and say that Santa had a bit too much eggnog and crashed the sleigh into the ocean. Not even Rudolph's red nose could save them. And now, he's just floating there, mourning for his lost reindeer. Reminder to everyone: Don't drink and sleigh.

#3 Darth Santa

Santa Claus is apparently a Sith Lord as he is transported by Stormtroopers down an escalator. No other explanation comes close to why Santa needs so many Stormtroopers by his side. Is he a Sith Lord? Is he a prisoner of a Sith Lord? Is he Luke Skywalker or Han Solo in disguise? So many questions, so little answers. A pressing question comes to mind though...what theme song is played when Darth Santa enters the room? Jingle Bells?

#2 Santa's Motor-Sleigh

Santa is obviously on the naughty list this year as he hits the road in a wicked sick ride. Complete with skulls and decorations that would make a Santarina blush, Harley Santa is ripping up the roads in search for adventure, fun and just a good time. Too bad nobody told the kids that Santa has turned into a Harley biker. But whatever it is, ride on Santa. Ride on.

#1 Godzilla Christmas Tree

In Japan, Christmas trees are modeled after Godzilla. He shoots fireballs, but is covered in what looks to be Christmas lights. If Christmas tree Godzilla was destroying your city, you have to remember that in the spirit of giving, you have to give up your house to be stomped. This is freaking Christmas Tree Godzilla! He doesn't give in to you, or anybody. Also, what the hell, Japan? What's next? Ultraman Santa?

Seriously, what the hell Japan?!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Cheerios!

An Open Letter To Everyone Who Believes In Santa Claus

2011-12-24T11:50:00.000+08:00

Look, I'm not a firm believer in Santa Claus. I mean, the thought of an elderly man living in the wastelands of the frigid North Pole with his wife and all his elves just baffles my mind. Even so, I write him something every year. 2 years ago, I wrote him an email. Last year, I went traditional and insulted him in a letter.

This year, I decided that I am not going to write to Santa again. This is because I am petty (he hasn't responded in any way) and I don't believe that writing him a letter will have any effect. No, this year, I am the Grinch and I am writing to all you people who believe in Santa Hoax. You better believe that this Christmas is where you come back to a world called reality.

Where reindeer don't freaking fly.

Dear people who believe in Santa,

Hi. You're kinda dumb. I'm sorry, I tend to be a little direct around people who believe in myths and a certain old man in a red tunic. But let's make this personal. I want to tap into your heart and just give your soul a few slaps to wake you up from this delusion you're living in.

This picture should help.

You'll thank me later.

First of all, let's point out the obvious. Asking me to believe that an old man can lug a sack around the whole night delivering presents to bazillions of homes is equivalent of asking me to believe that I was delivered via Stork Express. Think about it for a second. Really think about it. THINK HARD! Do you ever think I could have been flown by stork? Nope. I was the heaviest baby among heavy babies. A stork carrying me will probably die from flapping too hard to get liftoff.

But I digress.

Also, it's kinda sad that you expect a senior citizen to work so hard for you.

Only feeding him sugar water and cookies. So inhumane.

Here we are trying to get kids to respect their elders and in a sudden twist of fate, we give them the expectation that a kindly old man will deliver their presents to them in a night. Remember that if a kid doesn't get what he wants, or doesn't get anything at all, all the blame will fall squarely on Santa's shoulders. Poor Santa will get the blame if your kid doesn't get a Nintendo 3Ds, which he probably won't because you're not that rich anyway.

Oh, did I burst your bubble Virginia? Yeah I did. Guess what? Turns out that Santa is actually Daddy and Mommy. And that present you have under the tree is from Daddy's hard earned cash from his job. SURPRISE!

Daddy?!

Santa's operation consists of making toys all year round for that one night. According to legends, he uses elves in his workshops. Now think about that for a second. Can't see the problem? Well let's say there are 1000 elves working for Santa. What does he pay them with? Money? No, because elves can't use that money for anything. They're in the middle of the freaking North Pole. How about smiles and rainbows? Perhaps, but that would make Santa somewhat of a douche because he's keeping the elves prisoners in the middle of nowhere making toys for 364 days of the year. Yes, you see where this is going? Turns out, Santa's workshop is actually an elves' sweatshop. No pay, hard work and cheap labor.

YOU ARE CHEAP LABOR!

Now think about how Santa delivers presents to you. He breaks into your house, places a present, takes your freaking milk and cookies and leaves. In certain countries, that calls for some jail time. Also, it teaches you that it's okay to slide down someone's chimney. No problem. Because Santa does it, year after year, breaking into millions of houses. If there was an award for greatest villain, Santa Claus would win hands down.

Santa Claus, in the midst of robbing a house in broad daylight.

So, did I already destroy your entire perception of Santa? Good. Because that bugger still owes me the Tooth Fairy's email address.

Sincerely,
Me

Cheerios!

Nuffies Christmas Dinner

2011-12-22T10:00:00.000+08:00

As an intern, I don't get many benefits. Sure I get to Facebook, Twitter and watch Youtube videos when I'm free. Sure my office has a bean bag room with a PS3 and freaking Marvel vs Capcom. Yes, our pantry is stacked full of Snickers, Mars and other assorted goodies. But these aren't benefits of an intern. You know what is a real benefit?

The year end Christmas dinner with staff from 6 other countries joining in the fun as well. Okay. I know I haven't been upright in telling you what company I work for. So here it is. Nuffnang. I work for Nuffnang. Hopefully you read this post and will stop tweeting me 'Hey, you're working at Nuffnang?' It's all over my blog, Facebook and tweetjacks. Yes, I'm working at Nuffnang and they had an awesome Christmas party on Sunday night.

Again, as per all event posts, less words more pictures. And please don't be jealous of my internship life. As I said, I don't have a lot of benefits. Except maybe...nah never mind. Enjoy pictures.

Boss Ming giving a rousing speech. You know it's effective when everyone looks so terrified.

Nic Chay and his doppelganger.

All the girl Nuffies. Pretty right?

Fresh and Anne, the two people who always complain that I never take pictures with them.

Rachel and Anne.

Anne's epic face.

Thara and her 'sexy' expressions.

Reuben and Anne doing....something. If that's a pose, I'm speechless.

This is Melvin the pro-photographer and overall budak baik.

Boss and Lady Boss. =)

Latif the multipurpose Nuffie. He's a bouncer, cocktail mixer and programmer. Boss Latif.

My face was beet red cos I had all the girls. *bangga*

With Cassie Moo. Haha. I can never forget her name. Moo. Haha. Ha..What? Not funny?

With a mixture of Nuffies from China, Hong Kong, Singapore, Thailand and Malaysia!

PIMPIN!

With the blogger relations team.

Karen, Malaysia's representative for shots, seen here consoling Hong Kong's representative for giving up.

With Amayying.

Nuffies Call!

Whatever it is, I'm really proud and glad I'm working for Nuffnang! It's tiring and totally takes up my holidaying time but moments like these with my colleagues make it all worth it. Yes, I regret nothing.

Cheerios!

'Why You So Skinny?'

2011-12-21T09:30:00.000+08:00

I have one thing which people constantly remind me about. It's like this annoying fly which keeps buzzing near your ear when you sleep, and you just cannot swat it away no matter how hard you try. This proverbial fly is actually something which is quite personal to me. It's a question passed on from mouth to mouth and still manages to stay the same. It's a question so annoying, Rebecca Black's voice is no match for it.

The question is 'Why you so skinny?'

Okay. First of all, I would just like to say that I don't know. I freaking don't know anything about why my body size remains fairly similar despite all the food I'm consuming. It's like the food goes into my body and disappears into a black hole. I'm not gaining any weight despite how much food I eat. I suspect it's my metabolism rate, which runs at a fairly insane rate. This is my answer to your question and it will be for all future questions. So please, do NOT ask me any more. Read it. Memorize it. Whatever, just don't freaking annoy me.

Secondly, why do you keep asking that question? Do you want me to be fat? You do? Fine. Look at the picture below.

Ta-da! You have seen how I look when I have packed on the pounds and a few layers of flesh. Yes, it's not pretty. And I'm sure none of you want to see me this way. I know you want to tell a fat joke but believe me, I'll punch you so hard with my new meaty fists that you'll fly to Alaska. True story.

So people who always ask me this question, do you still want me to get fat? Remember 2 things. Meaty fists and...yeah, that's the last thing you'll remember when you start your long journey to Alaska.

The last thing you'll see.

Cheerios!

4 Things You Gain From Being My Friend With Benefits

2011-12-20T10:00:00.001+08:00

Friends with benefits. That's a really interesting concept. As I was standing in the shower, I began to think about how friends with benefits really work. I mean, they made a movie out of it. It's been tossed around almost casually nowadays by young people. Yes, I know I was thinking in the shower. I usually come up with blog posts that way. Trust me, most of the basic concept of my posts come from showers.

But I digress.

I began to think. Friends with benefits. How can I make this work with my friends?

Haha. Say hi to my friends.

The entire concept intrigued me. So I drew up a list of benefits which I think would really make you agree to be my beneficial friend.

#4 You can be my friend

Finding a true friend is difficult. But I believe that I can step up to the task and be the best friend you ever had. I can comfort you in times of pain and suffering. I can cheer you up when you feel down. I can make you scream and shout in pure ecstasy. You'll be quivering and short of breath for sure. I will make sure you have a happy, contented smile on your face. I can do all that.Yes, I am a good friend.

#3 No more being forever alone

Do you know this face? This is the face of a person who is forever alone. This is not a meme. This is real. You don't want to be this person. And together with me, you won't be forever alone anymore. I will always be a beneficial friend to you because honestly, you can just refer to the first point above.

#2 Seriously, you're going to be friends with me

You know how a cliffs are formed? The sea waves crash against it for millennia, shaping the rocks into the shapes they will be. Each ebb and tide will roll across the rocks and eventually change it. Just like this little story, our relationship will mostly be about changing each other. I am the sea, you are the rock. I will 'crash' and thrust against you so that we may turn out better for each other. Also, I'm probably saying that I am influential in a lot of ways. Because seriously, I am.

#1 Wait...I just Googled 'friends with benefits' and realized that I totally misunderstood the entire concept. Sorry. My bad.

Oh, so that's what it means.

What? You read my post as a sexual euphemism? You sick person you.

Cheerios!

THE NAPBAS IS HERE!

2011-12-18T14:01:00.012+08:00

I have been away from the blogging sphere for about a week. In this week, I have attended so many events that my head is still reeling. Imagine running around covering event after event after event and not even getting much chance of sleep. In this week, sleep is simply a word with no action done.

Of course, if I were to blog about all these events, I think I can officially change my blog name to 'Events Inc.' (copyrighted, sorry.). So, I'll just write cover the biggest events. What can I say, I like big things. And what bigger event to cover than the Nuffnang Asia-Pacific Awards 2011 (NAPBAS for short) held right here in Kuala Lumpur?

Of course, being a part of NAPBAS is pretty much what every blogger wants. It's like the Golden Horse Awards of the blogosphere. It's where the best of the best gather to mingle and just show everyone that bloggers aren't just geeks sitting in front a computer, shirtless and typing fast and furious. By the way, I just described myself currently; you're welcome for the vivid imagery.

I was in a way more involved with NAPBAS. This is the first time I attended a blogger event not as a blogger, but as part of the team putting together the event. Yes, you heard it right. So if you still don't know where I am interning, please go back to kindergarten.

It isn't easy to help with the organization of an event as large as NAPBAS. And honestly, everyone of us were stressed out to the max. Well, some more than others. But at the end of it, to be able to witness the event finally coming together and just running smoothly (maybe with some glitches here and there), it's one of the most satisfying experiences I have ever had in my 21 years of life. Also, this is probably the first time I had my hair done up by professional hair stylists for an event.

That's not me obviously. But that girl on the right is the one who did up my hair.

So I don't want to bore you further with words. As they say, pictures speak a thousand words. And the pictures below will speak a million words because I took most of them from people who know how to handle a camera. Yeah, they handle cameras so good.

Note: Credit goes to Isaactan.net, dustyhawk.net, Tianchad.com, jackieloi.com, ericleeh.com, kenwooi.com and whoever else I have stolen these photos from.
Alternately, more photos can be seen as soon as I get them from the various cameras. So keep it locked on to this post.

The special guests who had the chance to ride in the VW convoy.

Most of the bloggers I hang out with. I put this picture here because I took it. (job of an usher)

Job of an usher.

This was how the event was like the whole night. No jumping up and cheering loudly. No sudden movements when winners were announced. Everyone was so well behaved.

Then I realized that these bloggers may all be sitting down quietly, but Twitter-verse is probably filled with 'YARGH! SO AND SO WON!' or 'WHOOP! I SAW SO AND SO!' Bloggers, you know what I'm talking about.

The ultimate recognition in the Asia-Pacific blogosphere.

The emcees, Liang and Nadia Heng.

Co-founders and my bosses, Boss Ming and Boss Tim.

Pole dancing. These girls have muscles that have muscles.

James Baum. Girls were going gaga over him.

Reshmonu.

The very versatile Harith Iskandar. I wish we had more of him. I'm sure he has a lot more to offer if given more time.

Oh yeah, I also had my 15 seconds of fame at the NAPBAS. I can't believe it either.

Forgive my silly face. I'm 'acting'.

And now, the winners of the Nuffnang Asia-Pacific Blog Awards 2011. All listed down in full glory. Thanks to Tian Chad for making it so accessible and easy to read.

This part will be updated very soon with more pictures. Because, y'know, it has me and you know how much I love me.

Isaac Tan, midway through his signature pose. (Y)

A PICTURE WITH TEY CINDY! *hyperventilates*

With Hidden Gem finalist Ken Wooi.

Michelle Leong from MirrorOfMe

With Jayren, all round nice guy.

Jiayeen, whose arguments always make me speechless.

Tian Chad, photographer extraordinaire!

Benjamin Foo, the tai kor of the bloggers.

Bendan, who is not actually a bendan (dummy in Mandarin)

With the Nuffies. Melvin, Luke, Anne, Cassie.

More Nuffies at ZOUK afterparty.

That's Sixthseal and us. =D

That's not all! Come back for more.

So that ends the official NAPBAS ceremony. There was a little after-party at ZOUK which I won't write about because seriously, I was too tired to even remember what happened there. Whatever it is, if there are pictures floating around, I'll find them and post it up here.

Cheerios!

An Open Letter To My Secret Santa

2011-12-12T10:00:00.002+08:00

Dear Secret Santa,

You're awesome! And I really mean it from the bottom of my heart. It has nothing to do with me wanting my gift to be extra awesome. Nope. I really just want to tell you that you are awesome. Y'know why? Because you picked me as your Secret Santa! Out of all the staff in the office, you picked me. It's gotta be fate that entwined us together.

Shhh...I won't tell anyone.

But enough of the formalities. I know that you are probably having problems choosing a good gift for me. I mean, I'm the intern in the office. I'm the new kid. It's barely been a month since you first met me and you have to get me a present which, and I quote Boss, 'must suit the person and give a reason why you chose that present for this person'.

But this post, should you decide to stalk me all the time, is for you, my dear Secret Santa. It will make your job of getting me a gift much easier. I will list down stuff you can get me, and hopefully, you won't have to scratch your head any further. See what a nice guy I am. I told you that Fate was good to us. Fate had the foresight to pair you up with me.

Okay. Enough chitchat. Now is the time I list down everything I want with a short description of why buying this gift for me is the best choice.

1. A compact camera

I take a lot of pictures. You don't expect me to lug around a DLSR everywhere I go right? A compact can fit straight into my pocket and I can use it during parties and stuff.

2. A professional writer

I need my life to be more like a sitcom, where I can spew out comedic catchphrases which will make me a household icon. I want to be like Barney Stinson or the entire cast of Big Bang Theory. I want to be awesome. I need to hire my life some writers.

3. A guitar

My current guitar is for beginners. Playing for about a year now, I feel that my guitar is too noob for a pro like me. A new guitar would be perfect.

4. Mistletoe

This is probably a joke to you but you know the myth that you will find true love by kissing under the mistletoe? Well, I want a kiss. I want a kiss so bad. Okay. Maybe if you are a girl, you can just give me a kiss. Guys can...get one of the girls to give me a kiss.

5. A girlfriend

If you find me a girlfriend for Christmas this year, I will be indebted to you indefinitely. You will be my Secret Santa/Cupid/Person I have a mad crush on.

6. A unicorn

Seriously, a unicorn. An equal mix of violence and cuteness, a unicorn is a must have this Christmas. Girls will be falling over themselves to date me. Guys will be jealous because I have a horse with a freaking horn to gore people to death. I win.

7. A new TV

My room desperately needs a TV so I don't need to fight my grandma everyday to watch my favorite programmes.

8. Jay Chou's Exclamation Mark Album (RM119 version)

HOLY CRUDS! I WANT THIS SO BAD! (it's a valid reason. If you get this for me, I'll argue your case for you)

9. A dining voucher

I want a dining voucher so that I can go review places with members of Forever Hungry. Yes, I am totally into food blogging now.

10. A massage/Spa session

C'mon, I really need this. My back aches in places I don't even have names for. My shoulders are so rigid and stiff. I don't need a normal massage, I need the best massage place you know of. I need the best masseuse. Well, as much as your budget can get you.

I love you lots lots.

Sincerely,
The Intern (Joel, not JJ. Just gotta make sure.)

P.S: One of the above is the gift I really want. I can't directly tell you which but I think it's so obvious. It's so obvious that Superman's underwear has nothing against it.

Cheerios!

Happy 22nd Anniversary Mom and Dad

2011-12-09T00:00:00.002+08:00

Over the years, I've watched a great many love stories. Romeo and Juliet, Simba and Nala, Pocahontas and Smith, me and my bed...just to name a few. These are the love stories that would make people go 'awww' and be forever remembered throughout history. But today, I want to tell you a love story which, in my humble but totally awesome opinion, is one of the greatest love stories ever told.

It starts off with a boy...

and a girl...

And this is the story of how their love came to be. This is the story of Karl and Elsie. This is a story worthy to be told for generations to come. Are you ready for a rip-roaring roller coaster ride of emotions? You better be.

Karl and Elsie met almost 25 years ago at a McDonald's outlet somewhere in town. Hey, it was 25 years ago and you can forgive me if details are a little hazy. It was at this McDonald's that Karl and Elsie first laid eyes on each other, and something sparked within them. Yes, I'm talking about sparks of love, genius.

After that fateful fast food session, the two of them became an official couple. As any normal couple would do, these two were inseparable. And in a move which most modern couples fail to even grasp, they dated each other exclusively. To dumb it down for you, they didn't break up and get back together every few months. No, they were together for 4 years. That's like the time it took me to learn the entire alphabet.

Of course, after 4 years of dating exclusively, Karl popped the question. It was important because they knew that they were just perfect for each other. They knew that no one else would be right for them. Also, I think they knew that they would eventually have me. So it's a win-win-WIN situation for everyone.

Their marriage ceremony was a beautiful affair. And now, I am going to write about it even though I wasn't even conceived yet. Their wedding was beautiful, as all weddings tend to be. Held in a church with a lush, green lawn for guests to mingle, that one day was extremely special for them. There was no Taylor Swift breaking in and ruining it. It was perfect.

By the way, that was 22 years ago today. Why else do you think I'm suddenly talking about my parents' wedding?

Fast forward to today. My parents are still happily married and still very much in love with each other. If I were to give a comment, it would be 'Parents, you guys are just like a young, sweet and totally madly in love with each other couple.'

Nothing can change that. And I doubt nothing ever will.

Happy 22nd anniversary to the both of you, Karl and Elsie, Dad and Mom. Stay madly in love. You guys make me jealous every day because I see you so in love while I'm...ahem. Never mind. I love you and I know you love me too. Remember to keep loving each other more and more every day. I want this story to have a very, very happy ending.

Just like 25 years ago...

Till today...

Cheerios!

Movie Review: The Muppets

2011-12-06T00:39:00.006+08:00

Okay, where do I start? Can I start at how absolutely dazzled I was to have a movie date with Tey Cindy? Yes, THE Tey Cindy of teycindy.com.

Tey Cindy!

I know. I'm still in shock too. It was too sudden and the I had to work really hard to resist the fanboy in me screaming out for joy. Seriously, a movie date with Tey Cindy is not an everyday occurrence.

The movie I watched with Tey Cindy was of course, The Muppets. Too bad no one seemed to like the Muppets and my entire office passed up the chance to watch what I felt was an amazing movie. Sure you may think it's kiddy and childish to have a bunch of anthropomorphic sock puppets dance and sing. But that's where you're wrong. The Muppets is a brilliant movie which brings you back to the days of your youth.

But I never watched the Muppet Show growing up, you may say. That's fine, I never watched The Muppet Show either. In fact, it was almost 20 years before I was born that the first movie came out. It's old, that's what I'm saying. And yet, The Muppets manages to bring a whole new perspective to this supposedly 'old' series.

As all Muppet shows go, you can expect catchy songs and dance sequences in the middle of scenes. While movies like High School Musical and Glee just brush off these sudden song sessions, The Muppets employ a different approach by directly addressing the song and dance. This small gesture really appeals to me because I really hate it when movies do a huge musical number and just pretend it never happened.

What really put the icing on the cake was the guest cameos. Among the most notable ones were Jack Black, Jim Parsons (Big Bang Theory), Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother), Whoopi Goldberg, Emily Blunt, Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong (Hangover), Selena Gomez, Rico Rodriguez (Modern Family) and the list goes on. Led by Jason Segel from How I Met Your Mother and the amazing Amy Adams, this movie is more like a star spotting contest. And I have not even started on spotting the Muppets.

Many of us will know Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy and that's about it. This movie introduced me to so many new Muppets I am meeting for the first time. The Muppets are a diverse cast of characters, all very well developed in their own way. And now, I think I'm a Muppet fan. It took me 21 years to get here, but here I am, singing along to the Muppet song with Kermit and gang.

This is a movie you cannot miss. It brings back the nostalgia of your youth, even though you may not have experienced the Muppets in action prior to this. It has that quality to transport you back in time to your childhood. And yes, I approve of this movie.

I give this movie 4.5/5. Probably one of the year's most endearing movies to me. It still can't beat Toy Story 3 but hey, not many movies can make me reminiscence. Also, not many movies have Dr Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory singing along to a Muppet song. That scene alone is worth the admission fee.

Also, Tey Cindy.

She's definitely my pin up girl.

Wow. I'm still a little lovestruck. Sorry, rants of a fanboy.

Cheerios!

Are You Forever Hungry?

2011-12-05T10:00:00.002+08:00

If you noticed, I have started dabbing in the art of eating and reviewing places to eat. It's what a lot of bloggers are doing, but something entirely new to me. Because you see, all these years, I have been taught that when you sit down at the table, you just eat. You don't pause to take pictures of the food. You don't discuss about how good the food tastes while eating. You just eat.

As such, you may also have noticed that I have started a food blog entirely for this purpose. Okay. I didn't start it alone. I roped in some friends who have a passion for food and we're all just going out to places and eating good food. And reviewing the place afterwards, but that's just additional work on our side. And we're having a lot of fun while we're doing it because seriously, eating and friendships go hand in hand.

I also realized that our food blog, tentatively named 'Forever Hungry' after one of our members, has not been getting much views. It's isolated in a dark corner of the blogosphere, like the new kid in school who is left out of all the fun. So, in a desperate attempt to make it more popular, I have decided to give it the spotlight for the duration of one single blog post.

But the question is, how am I going to attract people into clicking this link? Y'know, this link right here. A tough question to deal with but if Tom Cruise has taught me anything, it's that nothing is Mission Impossible, even if it consists of making a FOURTH MI movie.

So I have enlisted the help of several blog regulars to help me out in terms of promotion for Forever Hungry. If you are a frequent reader, you may just recognize some of these characters. If you're not a frequent reader, let me introduce you to these guys.

Bob

Bob has appeared in only one post so far, but he is one of the most endearing characters in the blog. He's a simple stickman, with a simple message to tell the world. And today, he's lending his support to Forever Hungry. And also, he needs to gain some weight.

Contest Guy

Contest Guy is actually me. This is a picture taken for my first ever blog contest and it shows me contemplating the massacre of a dozen or so mooncakes. Or just confused about the auntie standing there. Whatever it is, I'm not confused about how Forever Hungry does its food reviews.

Clippy

Ah Clippy. I share somewhat of a love hate relationship with Clippy. I love him but he hates me. He's old and cranky and has appeared in a grand total of 4 blog posts. That's a lot for a paperclip who was cruelly thrown aside by Microsoft. He's here today to tell you, in his own brand of crankiness, how much he wants you to visit Forever Hungry.

Mario

The only bilingual character in my entire blog. Part of the My (Brief) Time As X series, Mario is the only character who has a remake, in BM no less. While he doesn't speak BM for the following, he does, however, tell you that he's an Italian plumber with a Malaysian accent. And he's off to visit Forever Hungry.

Nasi Lemak Guy

Picture says it all.

Sarcasm Bat

Sarcasm Bat appeared for the duration of Vampire Week. He's a shy, quiet little guy who loves to suck your blood dry. Also, he thinks Forever Hungry is a great place to chill and relax. He's also quite...round, so you know he's quite the eater.

Sentient Computer

No words can properly describe the Sentient Computer. First appearing during my dad's birthday, he has developed a sort of rivalry with Clippy. But today, they are jointly promoting Forever Hungry. Careful though, Sentient Computer is quite...emotional.

Vampire Killing Nerd

Another product of Vampire Week, Vampire Killing Nerd just sits and stares at you. With his deep set eyes, his slightly tilted hat, fingering his piece of solid wood and watching whatever it is he's watching on that computer screen of his, you don't mess with him. He's Forever Hungry.

So remember to visit us at Forever Hungry. There's a link to the right side of this page too. Show Forever Hungry some LOVE!

Cheerios!

3 Lessons For Blogs That I Hate

2011-12-04T00:29:00.008+08:00

Part of my job as an intern for the company 'They-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named' I work for is to read blogs. Yes, it sounds all awesome and everything but I assure you, reading hundreds of different blogs every single day isn't fun. I used to like reading blogs until it became a job and it became difficult and boring and lethargic.

But what makes it even worse is the fact that among the hundreds of blogs I read every day, many of them have elements which make blog reading ever so irritating. In fact, as my colleagues can attest to, certain blogs just drive me up the wall. I just want to share some of those irritating things with you.

Note: If you read this post and feel that your blog falls under any of these categories, please be reminded that I am not talking about you. In fact, if you take any offense in this post, the best thing you can do is change your blog layout.

#1 No Music

Sometimes, I like to listen to music while I am reading blogs. It takes my mind off the pain of having to about how emo a person is feeling or how much a person wants to tell you about every aspect of their lives. What I do not like is when a person puts that little box of horror somewhere on their page which plays music that totally usurps my own music. I'm serious. One of the most annoying things in a blog is the little musical box which plays music without your permission. Let me give you an example of how this is a bad thing. Imagine a situation where you are listening to music on the radio. Then some smart aleck decides to hijack the sound booth and play a clip of himself singing. Not only is it rude of him to do so, it's also incredibly nerve wracking. That's precisely what that little box of terror does to me. It hijacks my music. It cannot be forgiven.

If you're too lazy to read all of the above, just read this.

#2 Glitter and Fancy

Sometimes, a blog contains a lot of animated elements. Most popular are the mouse icons in the shape of hearts or butterflies and of course, the glittery background. Look, to be honest, the last thing that glittered (Edward Cullen) almost made me kill something. I don't want to go into your blog and see stars winking at me, or dogs rolling around playfully. I want to go into a blog where the layout does not make me have to rub my eyes and blink so my vision returns. And the font. Oh help me. I'd never thought I'd say this through the Internet but I can't even read what you're writing. And the saddest thing about it all, that's what my Chinese teacher used to tell me because I was literally scribbling nonsense on the exam papers. You're scribbling nonsense all over your blog and thinking that it's cool. It's not, it's freaking not. That being said, what the heck is wrong with your designing abilities? Do you think glitter backgrounds and My Little Pony Icons can attract people? This is the blogosphere, not freaking Friendster.

Again, for those of you too lazy to read words, take a look at this.

#3 No Content

I go into a blog fully expecting some content. I may have just blasted people who talk about their lives just a few sentences ago but that's still content. It's boring and I don't like reading it but it's an effort on the blogger's part to provide his or her readers with something to actually read. Therefore, it is quite impossible to have a blog with no content. A single post about how you think your cat is cute is content. Here, a blog with no content refers to a blog which copy-pastes information from other websites. For example, the iPhone 4S is released. This blog tells you that the iPhone 4S is released. One blog I read provided me with a brilliant article on why dogs are man's best friend. 3 sentences in, I realized that I had read the exact same article on another site. Word for freaking word. Another kind of no content blog is where the blogger just uses Google image search to find beautiful women and publish it as a post. While I would totally visit such sites (because beautiful women, c'mon.) it still doesn't count as content.

Sigh, you must have skipped the entire paragraph above. Oh well, here's your summary.

Again, I would like to say that if you think you're among these bloggers I'm talking about, please don't take it out on me. I'm just the messenger. Also, you may have realized that this is the only time you read every single word from a blackboard. BAZINGA!

Cheerios!

My Encounter with TWO Miss Malaysia Universes

2011-12-01T10:00:00.001+08:00

I'm currently at work and it's taking me crazy mad skills to blog. I mean, with my superiors leering at me most of the time, muttering 'This intern better be working or else...', I better be working really hard, lest I be fried like a sardine fish.

But I have managed to sneak some time in between my busy schedule of racing on Asphalt 6 and stalking hot female bloggers to write a really short post. In fact, what I am about to show you will most definitely make most of you hate my guts, and others to just walk off sadly with your heads in your hands.

Are you ready?

The first is this picture of a certain someone. You've probably seen this picture around if you stalk me on the cyberspace. She's pretty famous, and is very recognizable. Try to guess who this person is.

If you guessed 'HOLY CRUDS SHE'S SO FREAKING TALL', well, yes she is very tall, shorty. But if you guessed Miss Malaysia Universe 2012 (as stated on her sash), congratulations. You are a very observant person. Yes, she is the current Miss Malaysia Universe who will be representing us at the Miss Universe Pageant next year. And yes, that is me next to her. No, it's not photoshopped.

Now, did that get your attention? No? Wow. It takes a lot to please you. Well, the next picture may just grab your attention and violently beat it up. Pay close attention to the following picture and try to guess who is in the picture.

If you guessed 'HOLY CRUDS SHE'S SO FREAKING TALL', I would recommend you stop reading this post, go out to your nearest shopping mall and buy yourself a pair of high heeled shoes. You're obviously not getting the point of these pictures. That is Deborah Henry, the former Miss Malaysia Universe. And again, yes, it's me standing next to her because, face it, I'm just awesome.

So to recap, in 2 nights, I got to take a picture with 2 Miss Malaysia Universes. Or however you spell it in plural. Be jealous of me.

Be ve-uh oh. Boss is coming to my table. Crap, where's my spreadsheet?! SPREADSHEET! SPREADSHEET! idsoijoifnwsjdihfnoijdlfjlsdknvkjnl;clednkejndvincenfodihiowhoidncisdoiwoiej YARGHHHHHHHHHH!

Cheerios.

7 Things I Learned As An Intern

2011-11-29T09:15:00.001+08:00

If you don't know, I'm working as an intern in a company smack dab in the middle of town. I'm contractually obligated to not mention anything about this place because it's the law and I will get sacked and/or tortured if I do so. But if you stalk me enough on all social media sites, you may just know where I work.

Okay, that's not the thing I wanted to talk about. The thing about working is that there are a lot of flaws. I'm sure you've heard stories of heavy workloads, cruel colleagues and other office horror tales from people who have worked at an office. Even more so now because I am just an intern. According to a friend of mine, an intern is a fancy name for 'slave of the office'. I disagree. We interns are RESPECTED.............colleagues.

Argh. I can't get into the main subject. What I'm trying to say is that working life is not a bed of roses. It's not horrible, it's not terrible but sometimes, you just get pushed off the edge. There are so many things which can, and will eventually lead you to crash and burn.

Things like:

#7 Traffic Jams

Official working hours start from 9:30am-5:30pm. Traffic jams start from the whole day and end never. And it doesn't help that work starts and ends during the peak period, where the traffic jam is at its worst. In 2 weeks since I started my internship, I have been stuck in traffic jams for approximately 1 week.

#6 Parking

Parking in the city is like a unicorn. It is desirable to both men and women but remains very much fictional. Parking is so rare in the city that if one is found, you can go to the nearest Toto store and you can be sure that your car plate number will be the grand prize winner. Oh, but what about those huge parking lots scattered around the city, you ask? Well, let's just say that you will need that Toto grand prize to afford it.

#5 Working Hours

Working hours are always quite stable. But if you haven't worked in over a year and you're suddenly faced with a this 8 hour lull of sitting in front of a computer, typing, calling and doing office work, it takes a toll on your body. For me, studying in uni is less stressful. Because in uni, I could just put my head down on the desk and sleep. I could nod off any time of the day. During my internship, doing something like that is potentially fatal. You think HR wants an intern sleeping on the job? No way. Even if only half your eyelid shuts, you're thrown out faster than yesterday's garbage.

As shown.

#4 Food

Working downtown, there are literally no places to eat good and cheap food. Let me give you an example, the food court at the nearest shopping mall has a wide variety of food, at very expensive prices. Chicken rice at RM7!? That's scandalous! Any other place requires a lot of walking in the hot sun, or in the lashing rain. There is a place called Lorong that we frequent quite often. But like its namesake, Lorong is literally a lorong.

The chairs are infested with ants. There is no protection from the rain or from the scorching heat. There is no win-win situation in this case. Ever. Okay, they serve pretty good chicken rice.

#3 Weather

Working in an office, you might think that weather would not be an issue. Well, have you heard of Office Weather? No? Of course you haven't. I just made it up seconds ago. Office weather is a phenomenon of static office air. Everyone is sharing the same air for hours and hours. See this picture below for an example of office weather.

The picture is not blur. That's the effect of office weather.

All odors, smells and unwanted stenches are passed on from on to another. Your socks smell like garbage disposal units? Congratulations on inventing Eau de Sock and sharing it with everyone. Ugh, I think I just puked. Oh great, now that smell is probably going to get passed around the office too.

#2 Boredom

I am an easily bored person. I suspect that I have ADHD, but let's not make a big deal out of....OOH bunnies! I am so easily bored, I took my colleague's bird and made him stand up straight while rocking out to some music.

Oh what? You thought I was kidding? My dear sir or madam, I do a lot of silly things here but I don't kid.

#1 Colleagues

Most of the time, you'll get some horrible colleagues. In my case, all of them are nice. In fact, they're so nice that a trip to the toilet can result in me being Tweet-jacked or Facebook-jacked. I'm serious. My colleagues are like ninjas.

Or trolls.

They wait in the shadows and then strike when you least expect it. I went to get chocolates not even 5 steps away from my seat and somehow I got a Twitter status which read 'Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle #SexyandIKnowIt'. It was just 5 freaking steps away. Conclusion, my colleagues are ninjas. And/or trolls. More of the latter, I suspect.

I love my working life.

Cheerios!

Food Review: Room 18 Fahrenheit 88

2011-11-28T23:58:00.002+08:00

It's not every Monday that you get to go out with your family to eat. Taking advantage of the public holiday today, my mom (the Groupon addict) decided to try out this place at Fahrenheit 88, Room 18. While this place is not new, it is relatively hidden deep inside the complex.

Room 18 is named because of.....it's 18 rooms? No, I kid. I have no idea why they call it Room 18, though I suspect it may have something to do with the Chinese characters that come with the name. But as you may have guessed, Room 18 is a place to have good Chinese food, like wantan mee, rice and dishes etc.

When we sat down, we were quite surprised because there was literally no one else in the restaurant. This kinda freaked my mom out because she didn't really trust places where the staff just stand idly by and the only 'customers' are flies. But because she paid for the deal, she marched straight in like a boss.

As it turns out, Room 18 is honestly quite a great place to have dinner. Sure their deco wasn't the most fantastic one around (according to my dad), but our food was served in record time (probably because no one else was around) by friendly staff who were all over themselves to serve us (same reason applies).

What really took the cake was the food. I had the Twin Treasure Wantan Mee.

As soon as I put it into my mouth, it was like fireworks going off in my head. This wantan mee is the best wantan mee I ever had in my history of wantan mee eating. It was so springy and delicious and satisfying. The char siew melts in your mouth.

And the wantan has not one, not two but three freaking prawns inside. Any other wantan mee store who wants my business has got to step up their game a hundred fold to beat this.

Also available in soup.

There was also the Seafood Porridge, which was probably delicious.

I say probably because my dad and my brother wolfed it down so quickly that I didn't even have time to react. All I had was a small bowl and I could barely taste it.

All I can say is, they certainly do not hold back on giving you the best ingredients.

Lastly, there was also the Pork Rib Rice.

Again, I only managed to get the picture before my brother hammered it down like a boss. Again, I didn't get to taste it but since my brother ate so fast, I can only assume it was delicious. In less than 5 seconds, the Pork Rib Rice had become the Empty Claypot.

Oh, and we had this....weird but delicious drink.

Wait for it...

It also had one of the coolest names for a drink ever, Bloody Mary included. Here is the White Fungus, Longan and Wolfberry drink.

Seriously, Wolfberry. I'm not even kidding.

Dessert was just...amazing. Have you ever seen watermelon balls? Have you even heard about watermelon balls? No? Well, go to Room 18 and ask for the Watermelon Delight and you'll get to try watermelon balls, with shaved ice and sago.

Warning: It may cause brain freeze.

Overall, Room 18 is satisfying and probably one of the places I will go back to again. Because their wantan mee is currently the best I have ever eaten and they introduced me to watermelon balls and a drink made with freaking Wolfberry.

If you want more details, check out their Facebook page or the details directly after this fullstop.
Outlets: Tropicana City Mall, Mid Valley Megamall, Berjaya Times Square, Hartamas Shopping Centre, Fahrenheit 88 (I went to this outlet for the review)

Opening hours: Monday to Sunday, 11am-10pm

Cheerios!

Happy Birthday Mommy

2011-11-26T00:00:00.001+08:00

In the past, I have written a lot of touching posts for my mom on her birthday. In fact, after 3 years, I think I have finally exhausted my repertoire of birthday wishes. I mean, if I could come up with great wishes year in, year out, I would be working at Hallmark. What I'm trying to say is, I have now run out of ideas to say 'Happy Birthday' to my mom.

So for this year's edition, I have decided to step up my game with assistance from the Nuffies from Nuffnang.

So, enjoy the video, Mommy and happy birthday! You'll forever be 25 years old to me. I love you!

Cheerios!

13 Internet Emoticons IRL

2011-11-24T22:47:00.008+08:00

If you spend most of your time on the Internet, you will most definitely come into contact with emoticons. Emoticons supposedly help you emote through the vast, cold and generally emotionless space that is the Internet. The story behind emoticons starts from the time when some dude decided to smile at his friend through ICQ (what is that anyway?) and the :) was born. The rest, they say, is history. :P

Of course, emoticons should never be likened to real human emotions. At all. In fact, here are some of the most popular emoticons used on the Internet, and why the transition from Internet to real life can sometimes be quite horrifying.

:)

:D

:P

:(

;)

;P

T.T

:O

xD

:|

:/

:)))

:3

Which emoticon is your favorite? Leave a comment below! And I hope I didn't scare you away from future posts.

Cheerios!

Movie Review: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1

2011-11-24T00:42:00.003+08:00

At the time of typing, several bloggers have already finished their movie reviews on the same movie. These are the bloggers who sat down to watch the premiere screening of Twilight Breaking Dawn with me, and yet they can post up their reviews almost 100% faster than me. The word to describe them should be 'efficient' but I'm leaning more towards 'insane'.

So Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1. Having never been a fan of Stephanie Mayer and her brand of vampire erotic fiction, Twilight wasn't much of a draw for me. Before the movie, my colleagues were all about Team Edward or Team Jacob or even Team Bella. But I remain neutral in this matter because I seriously do not find any of the above characters engaging enough.

The final episode of the Twilight saga, so conveniently broken up into 2 parts to make more money off Twi-nerds, is supposed to be the most...disturbing one? I read the book and I was pleasantly disgusted by a lot of elements found. First and foremost, let me just say that I do not hate Twilight at all. But when you put in an 18 year old girl getting married to an ageless vampire, a baby that is actively eating said girl alive from inside out, and a werewolf who falls hopelessly in love with said baby, you have all the elements of an unsettling story.

Let me just mention something about the characters. Edward Cullen is always cool and calm. Jacob is more fiery and passionate. Bella Swan is just emotionless. I swear that Bella has about 2 facial expressions throughout the entire movie. The first is her natural face, used in all situations and occasions. The other is her dead face, used only when she's dead. Bella is so expressionless, walls can emote better than her.

I'm not saying anything bad about Twilight or Bella, merely pointing out the facts.

One thing though. Malaysian movie censors have cut out 2 pivotal scenes, namely the sex scene, where Edward breaks the bed or something and the childbirth scene. While I don't really mind the sex scene being cut out, (because seriously, I don't want to see Edward glitter while he's doing it) the childbirth scene was one I could not afford to miss. Because in the book, the childbirth scene is described in vivid detail. I wanted to see how much of the book they could put into the movie before someone red-flagged it as 'insane'. Sadly, I couldn't confirm.

I don't want to dwell on this movie for a long time. The possibility of me getting flamed alive is very high. Plus if I go any further, I may just cross a lot of lines and get my ass whooped by Twi-nerds all over the world. Let's just say that this movie is definitely a must watch for fans of Twilight. The rest of us normal people will just continue watching Puss in Boots or something.

I give this movie a 2.5/5 because of all the cut scenes. If they had included the sex scene, I may have reconsidered giving the remaining 0.5. But oh well, beggars can't be choosers.

Cheerios!

Movie Review: Puss In Boots

2011-11-23T00:27:00.004+08:00

To be honest, tonight is probably the first night I attended a premiere screening as an intern at Nuffnang. So while it was a great experience, it was also quite terrifying because I knew so many of the bloggers there, and vice versa, and all of them were just making fun of the poor, defenseless intern. But all in good fun, and it was great to be able to give out tickets, when for such a long time I had been on the receiving end.

So Puss In Boots. The indirect continuation of the Shrek saga. Puss In Boots is probably one of the more memorable characters in Shrek, and although he's not really all that funny, he still got a movie all to himself. It's probably his charm? Or his swagger? Or Antonio Banderas' voicing him? Take your pick.

Or, y'know, this.

Plot-wise, the movie was just so so. It was all pretty predictable stuff, only with Puss in the midst of everything. Nothing new here, except maybe for cats replacing humans. But it's the Shrek universe, the land of fairy tales. Anything and everything can happen, including a talking, walking egg with a face.

I have one small little grouse though. Puss In Boots took my childhood knowledge of fairy tales and stomped on them with Puss' high-heeled boots. Jack and Jill as an overweight couple?! Jack of beanstalk fame old and retarded?! Humpty Dumpty with Zach Galifianakis' voice?!

Then again, they look quite similar.

What is the world coming to?! I will never be able to read my fairy tales the same way again.

By the way, high five for those of you who got the Fight Club reference in the movie! I love how I managed to pick up on that, unintentionally. It's probably due to excessive studying in uni. That being said, intertextuality is awesome. There were also probably other references to a lot of things but my mind was just dwelling on the Fight Club reference. Brilliant! (Note: said to both me and the reference)

Overall, Puss In Boots is an entertaining fair for young and old alike. It's not too long, not too short and has just the right amount of humor and action inserted into the mix. I wouldn't say it's a must watch but you might want to check it out. Especially if you're not a fan of Twilight.

I give this movie 3/5. FIGHT CLUB REFERENCE YO! And there are other things too like great voice acting and of course great cuteness.

Cheerios!

Happy Belated 3rd Anniversary To Sarcasm Puh-Leeze

2011-11-19T23:13:00.009+08:00

I checked a calendar (seriously, I don't own one of those), and crosschecked it with the first day I started Sarcasm Puh-Leeze. I found out that I had forgotten my blog's birthday, almost 10 days ago. It took me such a long time to realize I had forgotten that if my blog was my girlfriend, she would have enough time to break up with me, do the whole 'I'm so sad I broke up' routine and find solace in the arms of another guy.

Seriously, I'm such an uncaring blog owner. And now you think I'd make a terrible boyfriend too, I guess.

A little history about this blog. I started blogging way back in 2007, under Xanga. Near the end of 2008, Xanga became really unstable, so I moved to Blogger. That was 3 years ago, in 2008. I started this blog under the name Music, My Life. I was too lazy to think up of a nice name so I just followed what the template gave me. Oh yeah, I used templates found from Google. I wasn't much of a blogger, because I was just plain lazy. I had my blog so that I could write all my nonsense down for all the world to read.

In 2009, I decided that it was enough and I that I wanted to be a serious blogger. And......I continued doing what I was doing throughout the whole year. More nonsense. I didn't really care about the money from Nuffnang, which wasn't even increasing at all. I didn't really care about how many people read my blog. This blog was just a platform for me to vent, to scold and to be sarcastic.

I realize now that the one and a half year I was ranting and harping about everything under the moon was helping me to sharpen up my writing skills as well as plant the seed which would lead to many of the current elements found in my blog today. The sarcasm I put into each and every blog post, the concept of related posts and serialized blog posts, the use of pictures to illustrate every important point...these are the things which can now be found in my posts.

I believe that every blogger has a down period before he can finally be recognized and appreciated. I believe that every blogger has a chance to evolve with practice, diligence and constant hard work. I believe that every blogger will have to face trial and tribulations before he or she manages to reach a level where he or she is recognizable in the outside world.

I am most definitely not that blogger. Which probably explains why I'm still lounging in the shallow side of fame, even until now.

2010 was probably the breakthrough year for me. It was in this year that I did some of my most sarcastic pieces. It was also in this year that I set the cornerstone for a lot of the serialized blog posts such as the My (Brief) Time As X series, Too Many Words Dedicated to X and Movie Reviews among others. I would consider 2010 to be the year I finally stepped out of my comfort zone and moved into being quite a serious blogger.

Fast forward to 2011, present day. I'm still doing my own stuff. Although this year, I have had much more exposure to the outside world. It is also within this year that I have worked harder than ever before to do my blog posts.

One notable example is the purchase of a Nikon D5100 camera to help in taking nice pictures. Also, I learned up on basic Photoshop skills. To see how all these came together, you can just check out The Merdeka Project 2011. This project is probably the first of its kind that has ever been done on this blog. And it is also one of the blog posts in which I put the most effort into. Also check out Vampire Week 2011 for another example of hard work put into blogging.

I don't regret any of that. I have met so many people, fellow bloggers who share the same passion for blogging as I do, attended so many events (see Events), and did so many things which I never imagined I would do. I started some new series as well, Pictures and Food Reviews to name a few. If you asked me 3 years ago where I would see myself and this blog, I would say, 'I don't know, somewhere?' But ask me the same question today and I would tell you, 'I would tell you confidently, 'Me and this blog, we're going to go the distance.'

Of course, special mention to all the people who regularly come stalk this blog for new posts. And if you read up to this point, thank you so much for all the support you have shown to this blog. You have put up with me throughout my 3 years of blogging, despite how much words I must force you to endure in each post. But without you, there won't be me.

I can honestly tell you that blogging has changed my entire life. Looking back at how much I've changed through these 3 years of blogging, and to all the things which blogging has let me experience, I can definitely say, loudly and proudly 'Yes, I'm still living the dream.'

Cheerios!

Allo Paris, Damansara Perdana Grand Launch 18 November 2011

2011-11-19T17:24:00.007+08:00

I was invited by Allo Paris to the official launch of their restaurant yesterday along with some other bloggers and VIPs (?) and winners (??). But the funny thing is, I did not know it would be a launching. I was expecting something along the lines of a food review. Hence, it was not something I was prepared for because I was told that it would be a food review. Starving myself for most of the day did not work out as planned.

But as per all event posts, picture, pictures and more pictures.

First, the exterior. This place really gives off that 'high class' vibe. Plus it's French. Almost everything French screams expensive. But you'll be glad to know that Allo Paris isn't really all that expensive. It's more of a hangout spot for people I guess.

Why am I not a professional photographer? *evil smirk*

Now moving on inside, very cozy interior. Perfect for an afternoon of reading books and chilling.

This is an upskirt picture of the Eiffel Tower. Naughty.

The viewing area for the adjacent imported cars gallery. Probably one of the best spots in the restaurant.

Of course, there was food. I was starving because I thought there would be food provided. But unfortunately, this was all they had.

I learned that Canape is actually a word for 'really tiny portions of whatever'.

Overall, just a launch. I never actually attended a launch before but there's a first time for everything right?

This place.

So I mentioned a car showroom just beside the restaurant. Well, it turns out that they were also having their grand launch at the same time. I went for a little tour of the place.

And screamed 'HELL YEAH!'

Like seriously, I was so excited to see all these cars, I was literally screaming.

It could have been someone else screaming AT me, but I couldn't be sure.

I so wanted to get my hands on one of these babies.

No this! NO ALL OF THEM!

Then I saw it. Beautiful, just posing there. I walked up closer to this magnificent machine.

And just as quickly walked away. RM 665k is Rm665k too much for a car, no matter how cool or awesome it is.

And that's the end of my first ever grand launching of a restaurant. For more details about Allo Paris, just read the following sentences.

Allo Paris
Address: Ritze Perdana 2 (Wans Corner), No. 3, Jalan PJU 8/1, PJU 8, Damansara Perdana, 47820 Petaling Jaya, Malaysia
Opening times: Tuesday-Sunday: 11am-11pm
Or check out Allo Paris' Facebook Page for more updates.

Cheerios!

Primary School Games: The Rubber Game

2011-11-19T00:53:00.001+08:00

I'm sure most of us remember our primary school days. Now, read properly. I didn't say you should LOVE your primary school days (because I sure as heck didn't most of the time). I just asked you to sit back, relax and think back to your primary school days. Those were the days of simple pleasures, great times with your friends and tons and tons of teachers holding canes as long and as thick as telephone poles.

I'm digressing.

What I remember most fondly in primary school is in fact a game which I think most primary school students now would scoff at. In an age where Apple was just another fruit, we had an alternate method of keeping ourselves entertained. It was smallish, square and could be used in many different ways. This fun for all item is the square picture eraser.

Now, I was a kid who loved collecting things. I remember how I would reach school and immediately run to the stationery shop to get myself a new eraser for 20 cents a piece. This was my 'weapon' of the day, in which I would use to demonstrate my mastery over my fellow schoolmates.

Oh yeah, for those of you either too young or too old to understand what exactly I'm talking about, this is called the rubber game. Your main goal is to use techniques to push your eraser on top of your opponents eraser. It may seem like child's play but believe me, this game requires talent and skill. Both of which I greatly possess. Don't believe me? Check out this picture below.

Spoils of war.

I was undeniably the champion of the rubber game. With my prized Pokemon eraser collection, we defeated all possible and hopeful challengers. Of course, as I grew older, my love for Pokemon erasers waned. It came to a point where I was more interested in other things (girls and actually having a life) and I totally put away my erasers for good.

But just the other day, I dug up my old Pokemon erasers collection. Still in mint condition, still raring to go defeat other erasers in the rubber game. Take for example Charmander here.

This guy may look all cute and cuddly but he was a beast on the desk. He defeated so many opponents that half the erasers in the plastic bag come from him. He is their master and one of the most efficient killing machines in the history of killing machines.

But pictures do no justice to the game itself. Here, let me show you a video of how a typical rubber game goes. Featuring Charizard and Entei for the first time in.....13 years?

Well, children of the present. Put down your iPhones and iPads and whatever other gaming devices you have and immediately buy a few of these erasers to play the rubber game. And no, you cannot find an app for that.

Cheerios!

Announcement: Classic Sarcasm, New Food Blog and Other Doodles

2011-11-16T23:47:00.005+08:00

Yet another announcement post! Are you ready for it? This one has quite a few major announcements.

Since starting my internship program less than a week ago, I have been caught up with simply everything. The list of things which are in my calendar (I don't have an actual calendar because I'm from the 21st century) are piling up like an angry sumo on another angry sumo. It's going to be sweaty and lots of grappling with the sumo called Time and another sumo called Health.

Hence, I have not been able to come out with a lot of original posts.

Let me explain what that last sentence meant. Yes, all my posts are legit and written by me. But if you look back a bit, this past month alone has been mainly about all the events I attended. It's either a food review, a movie review or an event. I'm very sure that this is not what everyone of you came to this blog to read about. It's supposed to be about sarcasm, you reading about how I tear into my friends and things happening around me in the most sarcastic way possible.

That's what you want. And I have to admit, that's not what I'm giving you.

But fear not, loyal ones. I have actually planned some pretty epic stuff on this blog for the coming winter weeks. Well, unless you're in Australia in which case you'll be enjoying the summer. Summer in December. What is not wrong with you Australia?

I can't disclose much yet (because it's still in the planning stages) but I can say that I'll be collaborating with a certain comic blogger to bring you a different perspective to Sarcasm Puh-Leeze. Comics, everyone loves them. I know that you all want to read the classics but as a blog matures, I think it should also be allowed to branch out into different aspects of life. That's what real blogging is about.

Oh and fear not. There will still be glimpses of the sarcastic classics. You just gotta be patient and wait for it to pop out. Waiting makes the final reward so much sweeter.

By the way, since this is an announcement post and all, I have set up a new pet project with The Buggers. Yes, those same guys who helped in the Merdeka project.

These guys.

We have created a food blog called Forever Hungry which will focus on finding and reviewing restaurants not commonly known to people. It's all about food there, so pay us a visit. We'll try to update it with as many places as possible. The first introduction post is already up so you won't be faced with a huge square blank. Here's the link if you need it. (you will)

http://foreverhungry5.blogspot.com/

And...I think I got nothing else left to announce. Did I already mention I'm in an internship program and it's really eating into my blogging time? No? Well, I just did.

Clippy?! What are you doing here? I'm ending this post now.

Yeah whatever.

Cheerios

Astro B.yond IPTV Celebrities and Hollywood Night

2011-11-15T17:25:00.000+08:00

This is a long delayed post from an event I attended almost 3 weeks ago. I know, I'm extremely slow when it comes to writing about event posts. All the compiling of pictures from all over blogosphere really takes a lot of time okay?

Anyway, this is the launch of the new Astro B.yond IPTV which was organized by Nuffnang and Astro. The entire theme of the event was Celebrities and Hollywood Night, held at the Astro Concept Store in Solaris Dutamas. Since I was blissfully unaware of the need to dress up like a superstar, I just went as myself. But hey, I'm already a superstar at heart, so I win.

By the way, if you don't know about it, Astro B.yond IPTV is the latest brainchild from Astro. There is a ton of new stuff available, such as Astro Movies Pack which brings you ‘Pass the Popcorn’; a two month movie mania with the best Hollywood blockbusters and over 450 titles across the three world class channels: HBO, STAR Movies and MAX. This is also why the theme for the party was Celebrities and Hollywood Night.

Of course, that's not all. Here is the full list of power that is the Astro B.yond IPTV pack.

High-speed Fibre Broadband - Up to 30Mbps with unlimited downloads
Video On Demand [VOD] - New interactive service that lets you select programs from a library for viewing at any timePersonal Video Recorder [PVR] - Record 2 programs simultaneously and record up to 300 hours and you can even record 7 days in advance
High Definition - Everything now is in HD. Viewers enjoy sharper, brighter and more colorful images and 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound
Voice - Talk to your TV. 10 sen/min for local calls and to 10 countries

But enough talk from me. Enjoy the pictures of the event.

The emcee of the night, Adam C from hitz.fm.

They weren't kidding when they said that all celebrities were present. Even Chewbacca was there.

The crowd waiting for something to happen.

Look at Adam's face. He's absolutely GRILLING that contestant.

Eric Foo speaking. He's the Vice President, IPTV Sales & New Media Business of Astro

The minigame, Who Kidnapped Kak Limah in full blast.

Seriously, I'm not kidding about celebrities and Hollywood being there. It's the freaking X-Men sitting on the bed.

This is the pavilion for the final showdown.

The finalists for the Best Dressed Guy. See that Lady Gaga there? He's a guy.

The lovely ladies all vying for Best Dressed Female.

The Green Hornet won an iPad 2 for the best comment on the wall.

'Lady' Gaga.

Peggy Carter from Captain America got the Best Dressed Female.

While 'Lady' Gaga won as the Best Dressed Male, rather ironically.

With Sherry the naughty schoolgirl and Marilyn Monroe.

With 'Lady' Gaga

With Anita Joyce, who was really just elegant.

With fourfeetnine! She's literally 4 ft 9' and so so friendly in person.

Cheerios!

Hennessy Artistry Halo @ MIECC 2011

2011-11-13T18:34:00.005+08:00

Okay. Last night I attended one of the most happening parties this year. Well, for me, it was the MOST happening party I've attended this year. Touted as the biggest Hennessy Artistry ever, the party at the Mines International Exhibition and Convention Centre (MIECC) yesterday really lived up to its billing.

Boasting international acts from all over the world including Park Jung Min of South Korea, Landy Wen from Taiwan, Chris Willis from the USA, Yolanda be Cool from Aussie and locals DJs Goldfish and Blink, yesterday's Hennessy Artistry showed class throughout the night.

And as per events, I'll let all the pictures do the talking.

Even the passes were classier.

No party is complete without these guys, the Buggers.

The iPad Fruit Ninja game. I got 9th spot out of 10. Not bad an achievement. (it's terrible)

The must mention guys. On the left is Shaun Damien, who out of the goodness of his heart, gave me 3 passes to the event. Big thanks to him, or else I wouldn't have been able to bring any of my friends there. On the right is Jun Fook, from whom I won the remaining 2 passes from his FB page contest. These are the guys who gave me the chance to attend this year's Hennessy Artistry.

Oh, I forgot to mention that Seah brought his girlfriend along. This is probably the first time we all got to hang out with her. And I totally approve of her. She brought a compact camera for us to snap all these photos.

Miss Malaysia Universe finalists. Spot our newest Miss Malaysia Universe, Kimberly Leggett.

Ah, the pretty Hennessy girl who wanted to get a picture with me. I happily obliged.

The hosts of the night, VJ Utt and Fay Hokulani from Hitz.fm.

First up from all the acts, Korean popstar Park Jung Min, who made all the girls and even some guys scream like little fangirls.

And this is his partner in crime. Not much screams for him though.

Break for camwhore session.

And we continue on with Landy Wen from Taiwan. Explosive and sexy performance.

She was literally this close to us.

Tong Hua duet with Park Jung Min.

Chris Willis in the HOUSE!

He's like, 'Where's the screams, yo?'

Another camwhore session with more people involved now.

Jun and ECF who is always so expressionless.

Yolanda be Cool from Aussie kicked it off next. Mostly dance music.

And finally, local boys DJ Blink and Goldfish rounded it all off.

With so much going on, I hope I'll be able to attend the next edition of Hennessy Artistry in the near future.

Cheerios!

11.11.11

2011-11-11T00:00:00.002+08:00

The hype is on about 11.11.11, which by all accounts is just another day in the calendar. However, with the huge hoo-ha going on about how 11.11.11 is supposed to bring good luck and prosperity and eternal happiness to all, there is just an ongoing buzz around tomorrow, which is about 45 minutes away.

But what exactly makes 11.11.11 so special? It's just another date in the calendar. Why should so much priority to be placed on on just this one day? Well, I have scoured the Internet to bring you answers about 11.11.11. You may have been looking forward to this day, but after I'm through ripping into it, even the dogs will turn their noses up at a day like this.

There are 2 arguments I will be going with. The first will be...

Argument 1: The end of the world

The darkness signifies the end of all existence.

I'm not kidding. In an almost unanimous decision by all Internet conspiracy theorists, 11.11.11 is a day where it is almost certainly the end of the world. Most supporters of the end of the world theory are certified insane but this time, they have produced sufficient evidence to back up their argument. First, the last 11.11.11 100 years ago in 11 November 1911, saw US temperatures suddenly drop to -12°C. It was known as the Great Blue Norther, possibly because many people went blue from the cold. While it wasn't exactly the Ice Age, temperatures dropped so suddenly that even the new iPhone battery became jealous. Temperatures dropped so suddenly that roller coasters had to give up their jobs for a month.
In a separate (but totally related) argument, this is also what caused the dinosaurs to die out (possibly during another 11.11.11 prior to that).

This entire argument hinges on the fact that 11.11.11 is a mystical number. Some have said that 11.11.11 is almost like a set of dominoes waiting to fall and bring with it the collapse of the world. I don't refute that claim because c'mon, 11.11.11 does look so very much like a dominoes set doesn't it? Plus that whole bit about the collapse of the world...it just all sounds so legit.

Legit. One push away from world annihilation.

Now my second argument will deviate slightly from my current argument. Fine, maybe slightly is not a good word to use for this situation. It's more like I'm talking about an entirely unrelated thing. But since it's 11.11.11, this must be mentioned.

Argument 2: Jay Chou's latest album is OUT!

Kinda self explanatory. But equally world changing, as with Jay's other albums. Everything the man touches turns into a hit. Everything the man goes near becomes valuable. There is no doubt that his album will forever change the history of the world, both in talent and music produced.
Also, piano surfing.

Yes, piano surfing will be a thing.

Happy 11.11.11 people. Don't know why I just wished you. Also, check out this post's URL. Awesome, no?

Cheerios!